Author Topic: The Guide To Peeing Safely (Read 20191 times)

Ryanw4390 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 17, 2007, 03:29:53 am »

Wow this is a great guide, almost inspires me to continue my guide to Watching the Price is Right.

Oh, and what is the delay on giving this topic the sticky treatment?

Menace13 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 17, 2007, 02:10:09 pm »

pl0x you should add to the guide: If you are reading this guide, DON'T FORGET TO PISS IN THE TOILET BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR SEAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO BUSY LAUGHING!

Overdose · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2007, 01:49:27 am »

Great guide, although I didn't need it. I r leet pee'r!

Quote from: "Somethief"

This one is awesome!

STICKY!

tehOen · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:07:21 am »

_Equilibrium_ · « **Reply #34 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:47:46 am »

this thread made my day.

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2007, 02:52:54 am »

nede sticky

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #36 on:** November 18, 2007, 01:17:24 am »

bump for sticky

btw, nice neckro warning

mooseberry · « **Reply #37 on:** November 18, 2007, 01:46:08 am »

WARNING: I spell "neckro" -- necro

Also this guide is awesome can we please sticky it???

And maybe because we cant decide whether this fits in strategies and tactics or off topic we should create a new sub forum for it. Please leave suggestions for what it should be called.

P.S. THIS GUIDE SAVED MY LIFE

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #38 on:** November 18, 2007, 03:03:15 am »

well it seems to me that strategies and tactics is for tremulous strategies only, and this guide is a strategy and tactics to save your life.

Also, off-topic section rocks, just like this topic

IT NEEDS STICKY HERE

firebladez212 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 18, 2007, 03:24:14 am »

When finished peeing, wiggle it around so you get all of the pee out or else you pull up your pants and have pee dripping down your leggs

n00b pl0x · « **Reply #40 on:** November 18, 2007, 05:13:55 am »

Quote from: firebladez212 on November 18, 2007, 03:24:14 am

When finished peeing, wiggle it around so you get all of the pee out or else you pull up your pants and have pee dripping down your leggs

WELL SEE, THAT MAKES ME START TO GET HARD, AND WHEN I START I CANT STOP.

SO INSTEAD, I JUST LET THE FEW DROPS TRICKLE, SO MY TENT ISNT PITCHED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE LADIES ROOM.

Caveman · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2007, 12:38:05 pm »

Sheesh, none of you pisseheads ever heard of TP?

Lava Croft · « **Reply #42 on:** November 18, 2007, 01:30:44 pm »

The big question is; how much of this did plox steal and how much did he actually came up with himself.

Caveman · « **Reply #43 on:** November 18, 2007, 02:52:42 pm »

Quote from: n00b pl0x on November 18, 2007, 05:13:55 am

SO INSTEAD, I JUST LET THE FEW DROPS TRICKLE, SO MY TENT ISNT PITCHED WHEN I RETURN FROM THE LADIES ROOM.

I guess that sad part he found out by himself.

firebladez212 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 18, 2007, 06:40:42 pm »

thought i posted in here....

when your done peeing swirl it around to get all the extra pee out!!!!

hitchen1 · « **Reply #45 on:** November 21, 2007, 08:22:46 pm »

Quote from: firebladez212 on November 18, 2007, 06:40:42 pm

thought i posted in here....

when your done peeing swirl it around to get all the extra pee out!!!!

shh you

mooseberry · « **Reply #46 on:** November 21, 2007, 10:35:56 pm »

He probably had to do test runs and take volunteers for pay.

ShadowNinjaDudeMan · « **Reply #47 on:** November 22, 2007, 08:17:46 pm »

ok, I have two problems.

How can you make your piss more accrate.

What I mean is, how do you convert a shotgun to a rifle?
Thx.

And have any of you not managed to get all the piss out, but instead a small bit sticks around burning uncomfortably.

Any tips ppl?

HamStar · « **Reply #48 on:** November 22, 2007, 08:33:03 pm »

SNDM, just squeeze it so it becomes a single stream. But not too hard or you'll stop it from coming out and it unrinasplodez all over ch00.

mooseberry · « **Reply #49 on:** November 22, 2007, 09:57:52 pm »

nede sticky! more helpful info is being added by the second.

ShadowNinjaDudeMan · « **Reply #50 on:** November 23, 2007, 08:36:24 pm »

Quote from: HamStar on November 22, 2007, 08:33:03 pm

SNDM, just squeeze it so it becomes a single stream. But not too hard or you'll stop it from coming out and it unrinasplodez all over ch00.

Piss or Pen0rz?

Anyone got any ideas about the burning urinary tract, apart from saying I have cancer or that stuff.

Caveman · « **Reply #51 on:** November 23, 2007, 08:40:31 pm »

From hearsay... go and see a doctor, STD.

HamStar · « **Reply #52 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:09:46 pm »

Pen0rz SNDM!

Menace13 · « **Reply #53 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:19:18 pm »

rofl skweez piss

n00b@p4dl0ck · « **Reply #54 on:** November 24, 2007, 03:54:51 am »

hey sdnm i have the same problem

luckily it only happens like once a month though

ShadowNinjaDudeMan · « **Reply #55 on:** November 25, 2007, 10:01:57 am »

Quote from: n00b@p4dl0ck on November 24, 2007, 03:54:51 am

hey sdnm i have the same problem

luckily it only happens like once a month though

Same, once a month here too!

We must be related!
Daddy?

SoulAsasiN · « **Reply #56 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:38:31 am »

Ah, but what about Arab style Toilets, a hole in the ground with two footprint outlines conveniently placed to ensure "shit hot accuracy"...(especially after 2 pints of beer and a Vindaloo Curry, it always burns twice

). The "squat thrust" effect of your bowels plays havoc with your aim...

Help needed please.

Paradox · « **Reply #57 on:** March 05, 2008, 02:00:36 am »

Good job rescuing a stupid old necro thread.

I commend your stupidity.

epic phail!

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