Heres mine, I know its pretty piss-poor, but its a start, come on others, dont be shy.
Yeah, we wont do anything to you unless you make a really bad one than we'll offend you and call you names

(thats a jocke=.= dont take it too serious just post your mapping and stop worrying)
@ShadowNinjaDudeMan: Its quiet good(tha shading you made) it makes me think that a good texture should be made from multiple layers:
-main colours
-main shading
-quasi-bumpmap(+ shading to show bumps in alien's body)
But you dont have to do it if you dont want to

just like i do one layer mapping right now(nothing big)
Ahh BTW those two parts you dont recognize are:
-oval: side eye
-shapeless: interior side of mouth(its project from top view)
What about render?

PS:
here's a legend if you have problems with reading UV-mapping