well okok, lets take it serious.
Tremulous Guide To Da Drunk
let's say u SOMEHOW joined Humans (maybe ur girlfriend helped u) and u could manage to spawn as a Rifler.
Step No1:
-Stay on base and keep pressing Taunt button (i guiness its default 'f')="COMEON" 'till you get credits to buy a MassDriver.
Step No2:
-Try to find the only GR33N place on the playground = the ARMOURY to buy the forementioned weapon (*w00t?-Mass Driver).
WARNING: at tremor, the Plants where you can also hear the water sound,are also green. But as the chances of getting to tremor being so f*kin' drunk are extremely low, so just keep on chasing the green stuff. If someone is spamming WTF R U DOIN', start a Vote for changing map.
Step No3:
-Pray some to your girfriend again to help u to sell your Rifle and buying MD, or call your closest Tr3m-1337 friend to tell you your bind button for this (in this case, u have to Pray for your girlfriend to help ou to read the phone number of him, so it's still a hard way)
Step No4:
-U have to make some systematic tryouts of every movement buttons of yours (officially W,S,A,D). Press each of them for a time, and if you experience the 'OUCH' sound, you probably got out of your base.
Step No5:
-Now you got over the hard stuff. Probably you are surrounded by aliens, but as your movements are so "basilisk-gassed", dodging is already fixed >>> not a single alien can touch you.
Step No6:
-Well, this is the tactical part. You must admit that your MIND is actually lagging. But here is a simple code where you can easily count your delay of shooting:
(Beers x 0,2) + (Vine x 0,5) + (Shotz x 4) / (girls u've been kissing with but u dont remember) + (Dustbins you've been "throwing-up"into) x (IRL Admins[=securityguys] you've been thrown OUT by x 2) x (IRL Servers[=pubs] you've been banned from x 4) x 314 milliseconds.
Step No7:
-so as you managed to OWN, and getting accused by using aimbot, try to concentrate for the following letters to type:
a.) T [activating chat - proably this is already a reflex of yours...]
b.) S [=direction BACKWARD]
c.) T [yes, again, but this time u don't have to push it THAT hard ^^]
d.) F [just like pressing the COMEONE]
e.) U [well this is the hardest part, this letter is apprximately in the middle of the keyboard]
Step No8:
-ofc u got kicked, and now you can have the time for SOOO MUCH MINERAL WATER (non-sparkling), and getting asleep
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LOL sry I was drunk XD
