whats youre favourite self-contradictory statement?

[NastySam]

mine is "i only know what i dont know" or perhaps "i am a liar"

[kevlarman]

military intelligence
microsoft works

[_Equilibrium_]

Browsing the Zilla Site I found something that may interest this topic:

Here are some ethics to go by when we're in a clan match.

Quote:

-Don't Get Cocky and no Talking Shit, It's a fast way to lose, and to make us look bad.

-Respect the other team, No need to call them noobs or campers.

-*other rules*

Failure to abide by these rules will probably get you kicked from the clan. So follow them. Thanks.

Look at the first two rules theyve made for clan matches, odd they dont follow their own rules

Shows how stupid you really are, Ethics != Rules

Zilla Site-

Here are some ethics to go by when we're in a clan match.

Same Page on Zilla site-

Failure to abide by these rules will probably get you kicked from the clan. So follow them. Thanks.

kekekekekeke

I don't have a problem with any of these people, but i read this topic the other day and found it frickin funny.

[sSopris]

"Your a fucking loser."

[Survivor]

I never repeat the same thing twice.

[NastySam]

microsoft works

+1

[Steely Ann]

"Same difference".

[player1]

ALL STATEMENTS ARE IN SOME SENSE TRUE
The word of the law is Will
IN SOME SENSE FALSE
All questions of the Law are to be decided only by appeal to my writings
IN SOME SENSE MEANINGLESS
each for him- or herself
IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND FALSE
Every man and woman is a star
IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND MEANINGLESS
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
IN SOME SENSE FALSE AND MEANINGLESS
Thou hast no right but to do thy will
AND IN SOME SENSE TRUE AND FALSE AND MEANINGLESS
Love is the law, love under will

[Plague Bringer]

Their are three misteaks in this sentence.

[n00b pl0x]

bringer, that is the easiest puzzle on the fase of the earth.

"you make no seance"

[NastySam]

bringer, that is the easiest puzzle on the fase of the earth.

"you make no seance"

ok i have to give you props on this one *thumbs up* glade miy bad spelng cud hepl  

[n00b pl0x]

[sSopris]

Someone, I think it was AoD|Sassy was using this one as a bind:

Winning is for losers!

[Computer[SU]]

My personal favorite on these boards is when topic spammers accuse each other of topic spamming.  It looks something like this:

 

:roll:

n00b pl0x being a noob spamming the forum with his crap again. :roll:

 :roll:

sleekslacker being a retard by spamming himself, and then talking about me spamming :roll:

The best part is, they could go on forever:

u spam

that is spam I no spam

no u spammed right there I sees it!

stop spamming

that was spam, ur hypokrit

[ana_nana_nuka]

back on topic:

black people

[I don't have a name :(­]

nigga

[NastySam]

wtfomg dawg

[sleekslacker]

SO LET ME GET THIS STR8. YOU WANT YOUR OPINION TO BE HEARD, SO THAT THE OP WILL CHANGE THE WAY THIS THREAD WORKS, BUT YOUR OPINION INVOLVES THE OP TAKING HIS OPINIONS OUT OF HIS THREAD. LOL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO

DO NOT GET

ALSO:
QUOTE OF THE BRINGER OF PLAGUES
Reviews focus on creativity and originality. Just because you got a low grade from me doesn't mean your HUD is crap. END QUOOT

I BELIEVE, YOU SIR, JUST GOT OWNED BY A PERSON WHO REFUSES TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

Self-pwnage. Now everyone knows what a moron you are.

1. YOUR EXAMPLE IS AN EXAMPLE OF CHILDREN IN GRADESCHOOL. THAT SHOWS JUST HOW ELEMENTARY YOUR MIND IS BE. 99% OF PEOPLE IN THE TREMULOUS COMMUNITY ARE OUT OF ELEMENTARY, SHOW AT LEAST A DROP OF COMMON SENSE, AND CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THOSE REVIEWS ARE JUST GUIDELINES AND THE OP'S OPINIONS.

This post is a good example of children-in-grade-school behavior.



Not really contradictory per se, but the ironic elements are mildly amusing.

[n00b pl0x]

SO LET ME GET THIS STR8. YOU WANT YOUR OPINION TO BE HEARD, SO THAT THE OP WILL CHANGE THE WAY THIS THREAD WORKS, BUT YOUR OPINION INVOLVES THE OP TAKING HIS OPINIONS OUT OF HIS THREAD. LOL AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO

DO NOT GET

ALSO:
QUOTE OF THE BRINGER OF PLAGUES
Reviews focus on creativity and originality. Just because you got a low grade from me doesn't mean your HUD is crap. END QUOOT

I BELIEVE, YOU SIR, JUST GOT OWNED BY A PERSON WHO REFUSES TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

Self-pwnage. Now everyone knows what a moron you are.

1. YOUR EXAMPLE IS AN EXAMPLE OF CHILDREN IN GRADESCHOOL. THAT SHOWS JUST HOW ELEMENTARY YOUR MIND IS BE. 99% OF PEOPLE IN THE TREMULOUS COMMUNITY ARE OUT OF ELEMENTARY, SHOW AT LEAST A DROP OF COMMON SENSE, AND CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THOSE REVIEWS ARE JUST GUIDELINES AND THE OP'S OPINIONS.

This post is a good example of children-in-grade-school behavior.



Not really contradictory per se, but the ironic elements are mildly amusing.

if youre going to try to convince people im a spamming moron, at least explain yourself in your own thread, stating your retarded theories on how i might be one. spammer.

[sleekslacker]

Whoaa cool it down mate we are just having some fun here.

Self-contradictory statement of the day ( or night, depending on which side of the earth you are .. and intriguingly, it's actually early morning over here ).

explain yourself in your own thread