Thats nuts *dadum ching*.
Yeah.. just sitting outside one day smashing something with a rock on your balls and a camera crew shows up and is all like "hey.. let us film your balls and put them on TV"... and you're all.. "..." and walk off but some asshole built your hut up on stilts so you have to get your friend to help you with your balls... or maybe your friend just wants to touch your balls.. you never know.. tis the life of big balls.