How to increase postcount in 3 steps

[techhead]

If you want to increase your post-count without bothering other people or getting yelled at, here is how you do it in 3 easy steps.

00   START
10   Post something
20   Delete it
30   GOTO 10

The database deletes your post, but still remembers it used to exist. Thus, theoretically infinite posts without saying a word. Now you won't clutter the forums with your useless stuff. Mods, feel free to lock this topic. Hey, you can even delete it, if you do, I just increased my post-count by one.

EDIT: Oh, woe is me, for the demon I have unloosed upon the unsuspecting world. i suddenly regret this, but it would seem somewhat anti-climatic to delete this very topic.

[Annihilation]

lol?

[Death On Ice]

Have you done this yourself, Sir?

[mooseberry]

Does not work.

[HamStar]

Does not work.

POONHAX!

[Taiyo.uk]

Does not work.

POONHAX!

P[][]/\/|-|4><!!11!
postcount+=1;

[hitchen1]

sexy

[Fukacz]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOON
postcount +1

[CreatureofHell]

SP00NHAX WITH DOUBLE P00NHAX!

[Death On Ice]

DEAR GOD MY EYESHAX

[n00b pl0x]

i know for a fact this doesnt work cuz my posts get deleted all the time

[PIE]

Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.

[Death On Ice]

Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.

This is the one post on this forum I completely agree with.

[_Equilibrium_]

@ Pie:
Agreed. What's the point of postcounts anyway? In fact, I feel restricted by the postcounts. Sometimes, I don't post when I want to because it might look like spam and I don't want to look like those spammer idiots who say "+1 postcount" or post some obnoxious caps locked shit.

[CreatureofHell]

Oh no.. the secret is out.. now everyone can have super high post counts and the amazing special abilities that come with it... :roll:
I for one wish we'd just remove the stupid post count all together.

This is the one post on this forum I completely agree with.

Indeed!

PIE, oh wise one, share with us your infinite kowledge and non-stupidity!

I still think postcount should stay though

[mooseberry]

NO way man post counts are epic representation of who we are.

[techhead]

Sorry about that, they might of actually fixed that bug in the current version of phpBB.