cant someone just tell him to go up and press the default key "Q" and buy a weapon that he has enough credits for.
a) he already went awol/mia/out-for-cigarettes, over two weeks ago
b) can't he just read the screen, where in tut mode it clearly sez press friggin' Q?
c) can't he just watch other players magically get weapons from the big green box?
d) can't we enjoy his lack of astuteness for our own self-congratulatory purposes?
e) he's prolly at an Armoury right now, trying to refill his blaster
f) either that or he's standing next to one, frantically spamming "sumbuddy drop a weapon plz!!!"
A Short Tutorial on Human Weapons0) start up trem & join a server
1) spawn as a human
2) kill bugs, get money
3) give money to big green box
4) repeat step 2, hopefully w/ increased efficiency
5) yeah, now repeat step 3, mo' $$$ >

6) oh yeah
press Q liek it sez on teh screen, duh...
7) try not to die lol

sunglasses smiley face, ur making gud progress
9) ur on ur own kid, & teh fate of the whole human etc.
10)
in short: :evil:

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$$$>

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big gunz, :evil:

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lock, sticky & move to OT?