Funny admin stories

[Paradox]

Ah, what fun.
The other day, I was playing in TJW. We had just started a game on ACTS, and i saw an Unnamed shoot a guy dead. Unsure if it was an accident, i typed out the kick command, but didnt hit enter. Just then, he started to shoot me. I pressed enter, and pop, he was gone.

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[[EVIL]Unknown]

hmmmmm lets c..........

well i know u all know all lljk nexterholland... well back in the day (which wasnt too long ago) when he use to come around on all sorts of servers i saw him enter the beergarden.... now with me bieng an admin and knowing what he does i raced into the server...  so there he is trying to dismantle everything and be an ass... luckily there are builders on the alien team rebuilding... so i jumped on the human team and told everyone to stop and hold on while i take care of the griefer....

i first started by politly asking him to leave and stop dismanteling..(yeah i know its pointless but i wanted to be polite)...then using /rcon putteam # spectate i tossed him on the spectator...using the up arrow to repeat the command quickly when he rejoined

then i took it up a notch... after some intense arguing and swearing from him i told him not to push it and even started talking using /rcon say

no one f's with console

still be ingnorant and talking shit to me i started to have fun


/rcon rename #(nexterholldand) I take it up the ass

/rcon cp "NEXTERHOLLAND TAKES IT UP THE ASS!!"

/rcon cp NEXTERHOLLAND IS A CUNT!!!!

lets say he got pissed and somewhat embarresed as the whole server which was full started to laugh their ass off and talk shit to him as well

and then we got bored a bit and i ended it with a good ol'

/rcon kick #

/rcon addip xxx.xxxx.x.x.x.x.x whatever

[Paradox]

Ah yes, once i kicked a guy, and he joined again, so i re kicked him, he joined again, so i kicked him and binded the command. It was binded to caps, so whenever he connected, he was instakicked.