Haiku Game!

[player1]

Devs on the forum.
Timbo plays haiku with us.
How cool is that, dudes?

Not to cool at all
he is not programming now
we wait forever

Surely we have time
Enough to allow the man
A little leisure.

After all, isn't
There somewhere someone else thinks
You should be right now?

[Geni3]

It was really hard
To understand the grammar
in your last haiku

[FX-Arch]

A tiny human,
holding only his rifle,
got raped by a dretch.

[player1]

It was really hard
To understand the grammar
in your last haiku

Look closely young son.
Pearls of hidden wisdom may
Be cast before swine.

[Menace13]

Haiku in the fames!
Join us in the best of games!
Or you are the lames!

I rhymed the Haiku!
Join me or I will hate you!
I drop you in goo!

Haiku is the best!
I would never lie, it is!
Don't you all agree?