Haiku Game!

[techhead]

Yes, another silly post-count game.
Every post must contain exactly one haiku, and nothing more.
(This post is granted an exception by OP.)
If you need a reminder on what a Haiku is, its 5-7-5 sylables.
For more info, click here.


Lets get this started.
I post my Haiku right here.
Next one does the same.

[mooseberry]

This game sounds pretty fun
I get to be second post
Whee go post count go!

[PIE]

This is a neat thread.
Spam will come in haiku form.
Most will post badly.

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

Speaking in haiku
Is quite fun to do online
Please don't close this thread. :)

[Overdose]

What are you meaning?
I don't know what Haiku is,
Can you explain more?

[player1]

five syllables first
then seven syllables next
then five more to end

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

Half this thread's content
Will be dedicated to
Explaining haikus

[player1]

Since he asked so nice,
I just couldn't help myself.
I had to explain.

[firebladez212]

i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

i read the whole damn thing
i still dont understand
I CANT TAKE LIFE ANYMORE!

Wow. I mean, just wow.
I mean really freaking wow.
Hope that was a joke.

[_Equilibrium_]

at least this thread has
more structure than the 5 word
per post thead contains

[Rocinante]

I'd post something fun
However I hate Haiku
Structure makes brain hurt

[firebladez212]

no that wasnt a joke
i dont know how to play
im just typing 5 words
for every line i use

[Make]

Leaving human base
Stop, rifle ready, I listen
tyrant roars. sigh, respawn.

[Fukacz]

I do need more posts,
I really do need more posts,
So I need more posts.

[player1]

Devs changed the forum.
From phpBB2
to SMF, dude.

To celebrate this,
Techhead proposed a haiku
contest. Who will win?

Here is my entry.
It is, I hope, the winner.
Internet cookie, please.

Dretch poised above door.
Humans are camping inside.
I wait for evos.

[sSopris]

Two fold I feel contempt
You guys make make no rhyme attempt
Or is that irrelevant?

[player1]

Before you critique,
One would think that you might have,
Mastered the basics.

Count the syllables.
First five, then seven, then five.
Rhyming may come next.

[Overdose]

I still don't know how,
I think this is kind of weird,
Let's try something else.

[n00b pl0x]

I HATE YOU ALL
NONE OF THESE RYHME
I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE

[sSopris]

Oh pl0x, you funny n00b
We're following the 5-7-5 rule
Read the topic silly fool

[n00b pl0x]

that was a
5 11 5
wheres your god now?

[The MC Horton Crankfire]

"It's like we're looking
Down on our basement, only
That's not our basement"

[PIE]

Knowledge is power,
How do I sorted my sig.
Mercenaries Guild.

[thirdstreettito]

Knowledge is not power
Unless you know it,
About the right person.

[Overdose]

Please learn how to play,
Its not fun with you noobs here,
I want you to leave.

[n00b pl0x]

how do i made good haiku
it is not fun for me
wit you means here

[Overdose]

I think n00b pl0x is,
going for the smite record,
he is mad fun yo.

[Make]

The cake a lie!? No!
Cake is delicious and moist
Or so I have heard.

[hitchen1]

i r not teh smell
but you are teh smelly newb
i pown your rifle

my tyrant go rawr
i will  slice your head in half
i rape your bum-bum

i love you long time
i r make you big hawt love
sex is orgasmic

i am off topic
time to get back on to it
i are stop posting