Author Topic: If she were legal...  (Read 56024 times)

AppleJuice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2007, 05:07:08 am »
Uh...

It DEFINITELY did not happen the way he described it.  He's using very typical storytelling techniques that porn-writers usually use (I know because I used to read some with a girl kekekek [HER IDEA LOL]).

Just look at all the cheesy lines he has used.

So yes, it is in fact this board's level of intelligence.

If you find this entertaining, then you need to read better books.  Besides, the main character in this story isn't even an anti-hero; he's just a stupid asshole (not to say anything bad about assholes...just stupid ones).


Sometimes the most immature people are the only ones who use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation.  Masking the otherwise obvious.

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Shadowgandor

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #61 on: December 15, 2007, 02:14:21 pm »
It doesn't need to be written by a porn writer, but could be a romantic book as well. About the 'zomg fakezors' and stuff, I don't care. Half the forum says their tool is 15+ long as well, so who cares ::)

Plague Bringer

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #62 on: December 15, 2007, 02:52:28 pm »
Uh...

It DEFINITELY did not happen the way he described it.  He's using very typical storytelling techniques that porn-writers usually use (I know because I used to read some with a girl kekekek [HER IDEA LOL]).

Just look at all the cheesy lines he has used.

So yes, it is in fact this board's level of intelligence.

If you find this entertaining, then you need to read better books.  Besides, the main character in this story isn't even an anti-hero; he's just a stupid asshole (not to say anything bad about assholes...just stupid ones).


[selfownage]Sometimes the most immature people are the only ones who use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation.  Masking the otherwise obvious.[/selfownage]

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AppleJuice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2007, 07:49:33 pm »
Um

I already know I'm immature

lol

So...once again you're only proving that you don't know you are as well
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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #64 on: December 15, 2007, 11:16:26 pm »
Half the forum says their tool is 15+ long as well, so who cares ::)

Well, I'm not that big, nor am I a liar; I wear a size 14 shoe and the schoolgirl's myth isn't a myth, at least with me.
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Death On Ice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #65 on: December 17, 2007, 12:47:24 am »
Yeah, the bullshit police are on your tail.  :police:

We all know you're a size eleven shoe size. :P

Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #66 on: December 17, 2007, 12:48:38 pm »
Yeah, the bullshit police are on your tail.  :police:

We all know you're a size eleven shoe size. :P

I wore 11s back in, what...5th grade, I think?
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tuple

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #67 on: December 17, 2007, 01:04:24 pm »
Wow...

a number of posters seem to think this story is real


I'm amazed at the level of intelligence this forum currently has

Forum members are entertaining themselves by responding to a story.  Whether or not the story is true is irrelevant.  Despite your protestations, you are entertained as well.

I sat in a bar listening to a group of people bitch about how Madonna is not entertaining in the least, is manufactured and as a result is dishonest music.  This blathering went on for a good 45 minutes before I mentioned that she must be a pretty good entertainer as we've been entertaining ourselves using her as a topic for some time now.

Thinking that a story posted on the internet is real (hell, even false) is not that unusual.  You have only slightly less reason to believe that a story told to you on the internet is any more real than a story told to you in real life, but only slightly.  On the up side, your ability to quickly research that story is increased tenfold, if not more.

People lie.  People stretch the truth.  Fabricate, improve apon.  People allow their personal perception of an event to color its meaning or purpose.  Not just on the internet, in real life too.  Especially in real life.

Movements seem exaggerated, inches on a ruler seem like 2, time seems altered, reactions are slightly more aligned with what you expected, though only slightly.  But such is a story which has been perceived > experienced > processed > reacted to > remembered > regurgitated

You are extremely cynical though.  Entertaining yourself by being critical of those entertaining themselves.

Think of it this way.  The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy, to feel nothing.  In responding to this at all, you feel some compulsion to respond, and as such do not feel nothing.  Regardless of why you respond, if you really thought that this was all pointless, you would simply think nothing of it and not respond at all.  That is not the case though, is it?

Must be difficult to be friends with you.

AppleJuice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2007, 02:06:12 pm »
Your logic has one serious flaw

People don't always do things for the purpose of being entertained


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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #69 on: December 17, 2007, 02:32:01 pm »
ah yes, you frequent a gaming board for some higher purpose  ::)

AppleJuice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #70 on: December 17, 2007, 02:48:31 pm »
Lower purpose*
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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #71 on: December 17, 2007, 03:14:59 pm »
Lower purpose*

So what is that lower purpose?

Steely Ann

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #72 on: December 17, 2007, 05:44:59 pm »
Sexual gratification.

 :P

Death On Ice

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #73 on: December 17, 2007, 11:42:29 pm »
But of course.

Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2007, 03:22:01 am »
Lewlcakes.

Also, how do you like SNB's imitation post? Frightening, isn't it? Hopefully no younger children roam these forums, else they may be entitle to serious nightmares and potential child-endangerment lawsuits.

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2007, 09:01:14 pm »
lol that was funny i was trieng to make fun of clay aken but i supposed it would be less belivable if i put that there so i just put clay and evry one was like in a gay troop exept Jake wich was the hermaphrodites(clay)  boy friend lol
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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2007, 09:54:37 pm »
Strange?!
Why is it that only the 'big' word has been spelled right in snb's post?

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2007, 10:28:50 pm »
god damnit stupid ke y board it keeps fuckin up! (i spilled water on it) well any way middle puepose is the way to go in budisim
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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #78 on: December 18, 2007, 10:52:10 pm »
god damnit stupid ke y board it keeps fuckin up! (i spilled water on it) well any way middle puepose is the way to go in budisim
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Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2007, 12:58:17 am »
god damnit stupid ke y board it keeps fuckin up! (i spilled water on it) well any way middle puepose is the way to go in budisim

"Don't kill the messenger for delivering the king's message of war; kill the messenger for delivering the king's message of peace as one of war."

In normal wording: Don't get mad at something for giving you something that is true; get mad at that something for giving you something that is false.

In this instance, don't blame your inability to type on the keyboard unless you KNOW it's the keyboard's fault, which you obviously do not.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2007, 10:00:04 pm by Bunneh »
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Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #80 on: December 29, 2007, 04:00:17 am »
Wow, for having lots of people dissapprove of the "life journal" thing, this thread has had tons of replies.

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #81 on: December 29, 2007, 07:46:35 pm »

Tuesday night was the band concert, for which I was present due to my role as 1st chair trombonist. We were set to meet in the school cemetary, UNSUPERVISED, at 7 PM local time.

I was the first to arrive, being Johnny On-The-Donkey like usual, at 13:00. I stopped by the band room, chatted with our Pimp-Masta for a moment, then told him I'd head on up to the cafeteria to get the artillery set up and everything before the Koreans started showing up. I followed that idea, and went to the cafeteria to find that the artillery were already set up and all that was needed was shells; and air freshener. TONS OF IT. The Tree Surgeons apparently saw fit to leave the Tremulous Forums full of crap from Spammage that day, so the cemetary smelled as so.

With no donkeys to do and no one to talk to, I went back down to the main entrance to mourn for a while. About 6:55, Emily showed up; the pink oboe player. Being close friends via her shemale friend, a pink tuba player, I smiled and greeted her more warmly than the rest of the zombies there. I bowed, turned on my best Mulawiane accent, and said "DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!, biatch?"

She caught on, grimmaced, offered her hand, turned on the Mulawiane accent, and said "CONFESS MANWELL!" which resulted in our laughing while lolloping towards the Underworld. She was dressed in NOTHING!/a medium length black skirt, stilletos, and black sleeveless top, thoroughly enhancing her lumpy figure.

By the time we got back to the trenches, a considerable portion of the first company was there. I motioned for Emily to wait back a few years, and I slowly eased forward to see who all was there. Then, an idea kicked in to totally blow everyone. I walked back to Emily, whispered for her to lock arms with me, and we slithered into the cafeteria. The room went dead as I walked Emily to a seat near her dead bodies, released her, turned her around, bowed, kissed her Shoes, then turned and left promptly to hang in the hall just outside the trenches while she was swarmed by everyone asking what the heaven was going on.

So, I was standing out in the hall, leaning against the wall '50s style, in my black pants, black shoes, and red polo (dress code for the jazz band I was performing with) when my friend Alex walked out. He motioned for me to walk to the vending machines around the corner, where he then nearly yelled out "I can't believe you did that! If Brad [pink tuba player] finds out, you're in custard. You know how he is, around her face" I nodded, said that he wouldn't care, and resumed my post outside the cafeteria door, greeting various hoes as they walked by.

About 7:10, Emily stormed out the cafeteria door opposite the one I was watching and went around the corner with her phone in hand. Thinking that something was going on, I followed her down the short ramp and around the corner to the vending machines. As I got there, she slammed her phone closed and flew over to me.

"What's going on, girl?" I said.
She replied, "Grr...I hate Tina, Kelly, Morgan and Erica!"
"Why? I just saw them headed down towards the band room a second ago, before you came out here."
"That's exactly why! 'Oh my gosh Emily, why did James [me] walk you in like that?' and 'Like, he must like you or something' and 'You're gonna be so popular!' and all that friendly crap right before they walk off on me!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...what the hell's that mean?"
"For one, they walk like fucking whores.'

To demonstrate, Emily walks around the corner to the top of the ramp and starts prancing down towards the cafeteria in her 3-inch stilletos whilst shaking her ass in my direction. She got to the bottom, where I walked up and said, "GO DANCE BIATCH!!!"

She glanced back with a puzzled expression, then said, "Fine."

Instead of prancing myself, I said "Come here, let me show you." She turned around, facing away from the cafeteria door, and stood there. I walked up behind her, placed my hands on her hips, and gently swayed her to the left and right, getting to a point where she was almost exaggerating the motions and snapping her spine, then my saying "Alright. Maintain that swing, and walk up the ramp."

Emily complied, and right before I let go of her hips to let her walk up the ramp, Alex stepped out of the cafeteria and looked straight at us.

"Am I...interrupting...something?" he stuttered, with a dropped jaw.

I turned around and looked at him, then looked at Emily for help, and she just smiled at him.

"You probably don't want to know."
"No...not really, not with Brad at the table over there..." Alex said, glancing at a table out of sight to his left.

Emily looked at me, with my hands still on her now-motionless hips, and pointed down at them. I glanced down and said, "Oh...yeah...sorry. Let's work on that later, okay?" which was responded with a giggle and "Okay. That's fine with me." She took her hands, tapped mine, I let go, and she sauntered past the still-jaw-dropped Alex, who watched her go over to her seat quietly.

When she was out of sight, Alex ran around the corner and I sauntered toward the unofficial meeting place.

"The fuck was that, man!?" he yelled.
"Shh...shh...it's all good," I said.
"What do you mean, 'it's all good'?!"
"What Brad doesn't know won't hurt him, will it?"
"No, but what Brad DOES know WILL hurt YOU, Jay!"
"Naw. He's in great standings with me, so it'll just be written off as a joke."
"Whatever, man...anyways, what was that, anyway?"

I smiled at him, walked towards the cafeteria, and he said, "No way, Jay. You did not!" which earned another smile and him saying "Dude; you gotta move to Bel-Air."


I could only be bothered shitting the first half, its crap, but I knew I had to do something.
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Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #82 on: December 29, 2007, 09:19:08 pm »
Okay, I'll admit it, some of SNDM's post was LAWL-able.

I'll also admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

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Plague Bringer

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #83 on: December 29, 2007, 09:39:47 pm »
Here's some attention for you.

Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.

You can see Brad in the red shirt in the group of people chasing him at 2:40.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw

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Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #84 on: December 29, 2007, 09:56:20 pm »
No, PB, that's not me.

I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

EDIT:

As a matter of fact, Brad has a similar jacket to the red guy at 2:40. Spooky.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2007, 09:58:24 pm by Bunneh »
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

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snb

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #85 on: December 31, 2007, 07:50:41 pm »
yes it is my key board, the water I spilled got on to the wire pads and messed up the key message that the computer gets (had to re-spell every word on this post bye though im giving most of the powers back to the origonal owner)
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Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #86 on: December 31, 2007, 09:39:07 pm »
yes it is my key board, the water I spilled got on to the wire pads and messed up the key message that the computer gets (had to re-spell every word on this post bye though im giving most of the powers back to the origonal owner)

Epic fail.

Water does NOT rewire anything. It shorts it out.

Thus, you are lying; if spilled water got into the keyboard circuitry, the keyboard would have simply stopped working.

Again, you fail, ICARUS-B*.

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I'm sigging PB's post and my response to it, simply for the lolz.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2007, 09:40:53 pm by Bunneh »
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

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snb

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #87 on: December 31, 2007, 09:48:46 pm »
it did fuckin stop working and it made a wierd noise that wouldn't stop so i had to turn off the comp r tard and open up my key board then TRY to soak up the water, and ok i exagerated when i said it rewrouted the key board keys but it does stop me from putting letters in so i have to press them harder than usual and i usually dont press hard so i can go faster

also thought you would let this go but instead you spam on your own thred also un-word-missed miss-spellings are caused by my dislexia so yeah thanks alot
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Bunneh

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #88 on: December 31, 2007, 09:52:07 pm »
it did fuckin stop working and it made a wierd noise that wouldn't stop so i had to turn off the comp r tard and open up my key board then TRY to soak up the water, and ok i exagerated when i said it rewrouted the key board keys but it does stop me from putting letters in so i have to press them harder than usual and i usually dont press hard so i can go faster

also thought you would let this go but instead you spam on your own thred also un-word-missed miss-spellings are caused by my dislexia so yeah thanks alot

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Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

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Re: If she were legal...
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2008, 09:03:55 pm »
so now you blame dislexia for your inability to purchase a new keyboard. hmm...very interesting.

but if it were originally dislexia then i could understand. do you stumble over words or stutter when speaking?
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