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g33kinator

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how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« on: December 09, 2007, 02:27:49 pm »
first, you need a  :dretch: and yourself. put the  :dretch: in front of you. then fall backwards and slap your forehead at the same time. if you don't it won't create an illusion. there! you have done it. oh, and if you don't know what i mean watch the episode of drake and josh where drake is shooting cans with a slingshot and hits josh in the forehead.



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three  :barricade: means don't post until i post again.
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2007, 03:09:20 pm »
soon you can ALSO use the smite/applaude ability, keep counting posts ^^
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2007, 03:14:37 pm »
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g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2007, 08:26:57 pm »
dudes, this thread was made to help, not to randomly post! :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade: :grenade:

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2007, 08:33:56 pm »
To help you getting the reputation as a bullshiter... smart move.

g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2007, 09:29:58 pm »
ill delete your post cave man

Steely Ann

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 10:41:00 pm »
g33k

Do you mean delete it in Real Lifeā„¢?  'Cause I don't see how you can hope to accomplish that.

g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 11:14:33 pm »
i mean on this fourm.                     :armoury: :human: :helmet: :grenade:

g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2007, 11:21:47 pm »
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To help you getting the reputation as a bullshiter... smart move.
DELETE! *preses delete key*

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2007, 11:31:26 pm »
Uh, yeah.  Sure.  I'd like to see you delete Caveman's post.  And this one while you're at it, for bonus points.

How is this thread helping?  What is it helping to do, other than inflate your post count as Optimus suggested?
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 10:28:14 pm »
um, is this ment for SPAM or soemthing?

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 07:31:45 pm »
um, is this ment for SPAM or soemthing?
noone likes you go crawl in  a corner

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 09:42:12 pm »
This shows you the average IQ of all Internet users.

There's the few geniuses, like me, which are vastly outnumbered by the retarded camels that are the TC, Evlesoa, and the other assplugs around here.
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=6840.0

g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2007, 12:57:33 am »
i am smart, you are retarted. :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2007, 01:00:27 am »
i am smart, you are retarted. :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:

You left yourself open for this one.

It's retarded.
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2007, 01:21:39 am »
This shows you the average IQ of all Internet users.

There's the few geniuses, like me, which are vastly outnumbered by the retarded camels that are the TC, Evlesoa, and the other assplugs around here.
Beyond genius you also fit into the category asshole, bitch, arrogant, and definitely not gentleman like. 

Not saying I don't though, just saying you need to get over yourself.  If you haven't noticed yet from your "if she were legal..." thread you have been placed into the "retarded" category by the mass of the forums just like about 95% of the other people who post here.  :)

Have a nice day.  :-*

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i am smart, you are retarted. Barricade Barricade Barricade

You left yourself open for this one.

It's retarded.
Nice following instructions about the 3 barricades.  Yes I broke the rule too, but the irony is just too much out of your post.
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2007, 01:25:27 am »
Anni

Troll.  Obvious.  Feeding.  Stop.

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2007, 01:26:37 am »
Steely

Single. Description. Period? Fun. :(
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
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How do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
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We just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2007, 01:28:34 am »
Anni

Does not compute, idiot.  At least mine was goddamn coherent.

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Caveman

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2007, 02:03:26 am »
Don't you know that they life on nothing?

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2007, 12:59:37 pm »
Don't you know that they life on nothing?

"Life on nothing"?

I hate to nitpick, but isn't it "live on nothing"?
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=6840.0

Caveman

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2007, 01:51:47 pm »
*g*
If you start really thinking about it, you'll get why I misspelled it :)

g33kinator

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2008, 07:23:04 pm »
NO ONE POST UNTIL I POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!! :barricade: :barricade: :barricade:

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2008, 08:52:43 pm »
I eat trolls.
I want moar.
Come back, littel trollzor!1

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2008, 04:37:03 pm »
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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2008, 03:12:35 am »
I hope timbo says i can ban you, because that will be most enjoyable.

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Re: how to execute the dretch head hit properly! in real life!
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2008, 03:21:49 am »
All Pray In Holy Unison To The Great God Timbo For The Power To Kill The One Called g33kinator.

"All Hail The Mighty Timbo... Hail"

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Get 'im boys!!!
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