Author Topic: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition  (Read 3792 times)

Bunneh

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Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« on: December 26, 2007, 11:28:19 pm »
Welcome to the 1st ever Corrupt a Quote on the Tremulous forums (at least so far as the search engine tells me).

For those who do not know about Corrupt a Quote, this is a forum game where the participants post quotes from the specified media (in this case, the movie "300") then repost the SAME quote with a slightly altered wording. Each participant can choose their own quote from the specified media, so long as the quote is legitimate and verifiable. From the quote, no more than 3 words can be altered. In its place, any number of words can be added, so long as the original quote only has 3 words or less removed.

Now, let's begin with a very cheap example:

Original: "Madness? This...is...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

New: "Madness? This...is...STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Post your own "300" quotes and such. For ideas, use IMDB's records for it here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/quotes
« Last Edit: December 27, 2007, 04:04:21 pm by Bunneh »
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=6840.0

Death On Ice

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 12:11:34 am »
From the South Park episode:

Old: This isn't madness, THIS IS SPARTA!

New: This isn't Crazy, THIS IS LESBOS!

Plague Bringer

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 12:37:56 am »
Original: Tonight, we dine.. in hell!

New: Tonight, we dine.. in Smitty's!

U R A Q T

mooseberry

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 12:43:55 am »
From Borat:

Old: You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

 :police:
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

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Knowitall66

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 12:50:17 am »
(Random, haven't seen movie. I Tryed :P)
Original: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!

New: McDonald's? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!

(Randoms)

Original: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the cliffs!

New: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the StarBucks!

Original: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.

New: Dilios, I trust that "decapitation" hasn't made you useless.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2007, 12:53:48 am by Knowitall66 »

Bunneh

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 04:03:14 pm »
Original: "The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Hercules himself. Bold Leonidas gives testiment to our bloodline. His roar is long and loud. "

New: "The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Star Fox himself. Bold Slippy gives testiment to our bloodline. Its roar is long and loud."
Bunneh: I'll admit that I really love attentionwhoring like this.
Plague Bringer: Here's some attention for you. Look! I've got a video of Bunneh in his true form running around in public, molesting random people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONFBqPosXw
Bunneh, you should be ashamed.
Bunneh: No, PB, that's not me. I'ma pink Bunneh. Bluebunneh is the stupid icecream faggot down the street.

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=6840.0

AKAnotu

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2007, 04:50:30 pm »
O: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
N: madness? THIS IS UGOSLAVIA!!!!
N: madness? THIS IS KENYA!!!!!!!
works for any -a country

thirdstreettito

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2007, 04:13:28 am »
Madness? THIS IS Soviet Russia!

AngusYoung

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 03:47:49 am »
Old: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
New: Madness? RED SAUCE ON PASTA!

ShadowNinjaDudeMan

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 07:34:09 pm »
Set aboot ye.
My favorite player is Jesus, because everything is forgiven when he respawns.

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snb

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Re: Corrupt a Quote: "300" Edition
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2007, 10:04:29 pm »
didn't see the movie but any way

o:this is madness! this is sparta! (pushes the messenger & all his guards down a hole)

n: luke, IM YOUR FATHA!

n:this is madness! ill neva join you fatha! (luke drops down in the hole)

N:jack dont talk back to me! IM YOUR MOTHA!
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