Well, I might as well throw my "story" in here too for the halibut.
I started not that long ago compared to some, I think it was around June or July of 2007. A friend of mine who recently moved away (*sniff*), [UVACHE]BunnyFooFoo, had been trying to get me to play the game for a while. I finally heard him talking about it one day and decided to download and give it a go. He'd suggested a server he was a high level admin on, DarkLurker's Lair. So I found it in the list and headed over there.
For the first few games, I just watched. Saw how people moved around, what they did. Started up a local server so I could play with the controls a little, and when FooFoo said he was going to be online I joined up again. Played a game or two with him, then some others showed up and now that they were really playing I got killed quickly and often. But I didn't mind much, I was still learning (and only one person of the group was still obnoxious to me even when told I was a brand new player and still learning the basics - he left when I chewed him out, because he incorrectly assumed "new player" == "young kid who can't take verbal abuse" instead of "jaded old man who can dish it right back at you" :> )
I returned to DarkLurker's often, making friends with a lot of the AoD crew (Ozzy, Steely Ann, Angle O'Saxon, AppleCore, Mexel, Hyphen, Green) and random other clan players (DoomPotato, Doc). Everyone was helpful and friendly, and some like AppleCore would "turn off" the competition when I was the only one left on the other side. Instead sneaking up behind me as a lisk and saying, "I wouldn't build a turret there." He then spent the next two hours teaching me various tricks and such.
Around this time, I setup my own server, and used it as the place to play around with settings and such. Never intending it to be popular, it happened by accident when AoD disbanded and Mexel and I formed The Deft. Hyphen was a regular player on the server, and between the two of them I got a lot of games in; some practice, some real matches. A lot of my skills were learned by Hyphen messaging me during a game with hints and such (Dude, drop the gamerspeak and come back to being the adult-minded player you were back then! Please!).
How long was I a noob? Never. But I was a newb for maybe 2-3 weeks before I could hold my own on a team, and 3-4 months before I could hold my own by myself.