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Dracone

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What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« on: January 21, 2008, 04:16:31 pm »
Usually don't post stuff like this, but this has been bouncing around in my head for the past two weeks. Now...

If you were to do something to just confuse or piss off McDonald's, what would you do? There is no limit.

I would walk in with a big purple rug and a shotgun and tell them not to let it happen again.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 04:36:11 pm »
Reprogram the wireless drive-thru system to match the frequency of the one used by Taco Bell.  Drive to Taco Bell, repeat.  Turn on scanner.  Laugh.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 05:07:01 pm »
I wouldnt buy their shit.

They lose business they never had.
I keep healthy and dont sue them for making me fat.
I dont have to lift a finger.

I win.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 05:41:28 pm »
What a weird question. I think I'd hold Ronald McDonald hostage.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 05:43:27 pm »
i would make a kid get stuck in the french fryer and end of MCDONALDS BI BI
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 05:58:26 pm »
Quote from: ShadowNinjaDudeMan on January 21, 2008, 05:07:01 pm
I wouldnt buy their shit.
They lose business they never had.
I keep healthy and dont sue them for making me fat.
I dont have to lift a finger.
I win.

Well played :>
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 06:02:35 pm »
Uhm.... Get someone from burger king to teamswap and decon them, then zap the CEO with the vegan ray.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 06:06:01 pm »
Quote from: Taiyo.uk on January 21, 2008, 06:02:35 pm
Uhm.... Get someone from burger king to teamswap and decon them, then zap the CEO with the vegan ray.

lol
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 06:09:33 pm »
ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 06:12:51 pm »
I'd dress up in an official (police like) uniform, and stand outside the door with a little scanner, maybe like the stuff you check purchases with at stores (you get the idea) and when fatter people start to walk towards the door, I'd "scan" them and announce that their calorie intake was to high and if they ate too much here there was a strong chance of them dying, and ask them if they could sign this paper that I got their house/car/sound system when they died of eating the burger inside.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 07:50:22 pm »
Quote from: Eyn Xaeyn on January 21, 2008, 06:09:33 pm
ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.
Nobody would notice.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 08:08:02 pm »
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2008, 09:13:43 pm »
I would send the entire TremDev team to work in there... here u go fast food :-D
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2008, 09:58:05 pm »
I usually go there to take a leak when I drink beer in the city and ofc I'm not buying so they try to kick me out. Too bad I sneak in faster and when they notice me I already took advantage of the unwatched but cleaned toilets :laugh:

;D also I found this:
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2008, 10:48:32 pm »
during their busiest time, walk in dressed in full chainmail, bring a friend with 2 halves of an emptied coconut, attempt to start an argument about how swallows brought a coconut this far north. (i speak from experience, except it wasn't mcdonalds)
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2008, 10:51:53 pm »
Get a biochem suit stand outside warning people that this is a 'Contaminated Area'.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2008, 11:55:15 pm »
« Last Edit: January 22, 2008, 12:58:06 am by PIE »
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2008, 12:58:43 am »
Quote from: St. Anger on January 21, 2008, 11:55:15 pm
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
That actually pissed me off. Harmless pranks are one thing, assault is another. They don't earn enough to put up with the stupid assholes who come in everyday let alone this whole new level of degenerate behavior.

(Sorry for the edit, i hit modify instead of reply, everything is back to what it was before)
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2008, 01:14:26 am »
Quote from: PIE on January 22, 2008, 12:58:43 am
Quote from: St. Anger on January 21, 2008, 11:55:15 pm
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
That actually pissed me off. Harmless pranks are one thing, assault is another. They don't earn enough to put up with the stupid assholes who come in everyday let alone this whole new level of degenerate behavior.

(Sorry for the edit, i hit modify instead of reply, everything is back to what it was before)

It's true. When doing a prank you have to think who it will affect. This will do nothing to McDonalds, but will annoy/hurt the under payed workers.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2008, 01:56:48 am »
Eat at Jack in the Box instead.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2008, 02:23:00 am »
I usually don't go to any fast food place.  >:(
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2008, 03:20:40 am »
Quote from: Eyn Xaeyn on January 21, 2008, 06:09:33 pm
ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.

Sir, do you know how much funny died to make your post?
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2008, 04:35:38 am »
Quote from: The MC Horton Crankfire on January 22, 2008, 03:20:40 am
Quote from: Eyn Xaeyn on January 21, 2008, 06:09:33 pm
ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.

Sir, do you know how much funny died to make your post?

I'm sorry but sense no you make.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2008, 05:05:17 am »
It made perfect sense ;P

He was simply asking if Eyn Xaeyn knew how much funny died to make his post.

Gosh. People can be so stupid these days.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2008, 09:34:58 am »
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2008, 08:10:07 pm »
How to piss of Mcdonalds........

Buy every thing in the menu, and then come back saying the order was wrong XD
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 01:35:34 am »
I actually saw one time a lady ordered a large coke for her and a large sprite for her daughter... they put them down on the counter and the woman picks one up and takes a sip and then in a very hostile tone says that she ordered coke and they gave her sprite. They told her that the other drink was a sprite and she stood there and told them that she ordered a coke and a sprite and they gave her a sprite and a coke.... she made them pour new drinks. Her daughter left the store halfway through due to embarrassment. The woman was either the best actress i've ever seen or really stupid.. So instead of wasting your time hassling low paid grunts it seems a lot easier to just screw with their customers.

Also.. why McDonalds? What has wendy's or burger king done for you recently?
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2008, 01:53:39 am »
Quote from: PIE on January 23, 2008, 01:35:34 am


Also.. why McDonalds? What has wendy's or burger king done for you recently?

Burger king stole my whoppers, and wendy's saved my Lincolns.
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2008, 03:07:29 am »
Control the BK via Sneek King on the Xbox and steal all of the people going to McDonalds by doing a freaky dance from the seventy's and then giving them food... or let them pass out because they havent got enough food... or sending a team full of  :tyrant: and  :dragoon: and  :granger: to kill them all.....
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Re: What would you do to piss off McDonald's?
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2008, 12:42:42 pm »
Yeah... and the  :granger:s would really help
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