What would you do to piss off McDonald's?

[Eyn Xaeyn]

ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.

Sir, do you know how much funny died to make your post?

when i posted that 15 clowns went and had a fatal stroke

[Bullislander05]

ide get hired as a cook an secretly piss in the drinks, and use shit as hamburger meat.

Sir, do you know how much funny died to make your post?

when i posted that 15 clowns went and had a fatal stroke

SAVE THE CLOWNS!  !MUTE EYN XAEYN

[Dracone]

Lol that can be read as 15 clowns all going and having the same stroke.

[your face]

Yeah... and the  :granger:s would really help

send in....

the....

BATTLEGRANGERS!!!

[jr2]

Actually hold them to their 90-second rule (or whatever it is) in the drive through or counter.  .... if you don't get helped in that amount of time, I think you get your meal free or something like that... sort of ridiculous.  Also; whenever the french fries aren't fresh, make them give me more, instead of nicely eating it and keeping mum.

[Kaleo]

Also; whenever the french fries aren't fresh, make them give me more, instead of nicely eating it and keeping mum.

Are you sure about that one? If we followed that one, they'd be out of business.

[jr2]

Also; whenever the french fries aren't fresh, make them give me more, instead of nicely eating it and keeping mum.

Are you sure about that one? If we followed that one, they'd be out of business.

If ur in any way dissatisfied with the meal, IIRC, they are supposed to give you a new one or a refund if you request it... this rule is sometimes abused, as people eat most or all of their meal and complain to a manager afterwards...  both my brother and sister work at McD's, so I could ask them if you want, but I think I recall my bro telling me about that.

[thirdstreettito]

I'd walk in, order my food, start eating my food, fake a seizure because their food is so bad for you, get up, yell "RONALD TOUCHED ME IN THE FORBIDDEN SPOT!", go home.

[Eyn Xaeyn]

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last time i went to buy some pizza with my Ticket Express food tickets and after that i had some extra tickets so i went to the neighbour McDonald's to buy some extra sauce and stuffs fot the rest. (as only fast food companies are accepting theese tickets)
So i entered with my box of pizza (while i was "basilisc gassed" by 4 liters of beers and some other stuffs) and yelled "Who ordered a pizza?".
All of the cashiers and background staffs where laughing out their asses while the general audiance stared at me stangely.

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[toastisgood]

step 1:walk in the store all pissy-like.

step 2:ask to see the manager.

step 3:ask him whats in the kids mcnuggets