I am overweight.
I hate sports.
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Seriously, though, watch
this, and after you type a reply, just think real hard about it for thirty seconds before you hit post. If in doubt, don't press post.
And nobody would actually know you were a big fat fatty unless you brought it up. Because nobody knows, they can't ban you because of it. And then most people won't ban you just for being a lardass unless there also is a real reason behind it, like not shutting up about being a lardass.
And really, telling everybody that you are a corpulent pig is a bad idea. Why? Because it will only be used as ammunition against you, especially in forums that are less than friendly.
For example, I could make a comment about how fat fingers would explain some of your spelling. But I won't.