Author Topic: ZOMG, Jesus was a pokemon! (Read 11575 times)

Steely Ann · « **on:** March 26, 2008, 05:22:39 pm »

Just thought I'd share the love with you folks. Recently came across a forum that, while not as funny as the Flat Earth Society forum, still gave me a chuckle or two.

Includes such gems as:

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look, throughout history there have been extraordinary people who have stood above all others: Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, L. Rom Hubbard. All of them were known as great leaders, but nobody knows why, except for us: They were all really pokemon! Nothing else explains how they managed to be so successful, but it makes perfect sence when you look @ it in that context!

This is really easy 2 understand if you use you're sense of logic!

and

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The majority of you who come in here and try to refute us, your only argument is "Pokemon aren't real because I can't see them, I've never seen them, and probably never will see them."

Sorry to say this, but you are only one out of over 16 billion people on this planet, and just because you haven't experienced something, doesn't mean that's how it is. You can't see love, you can't see hate, and you can't see evil or good. You probably will never see them in your entire life, but do they exist? In my experiences as a human being, they do, and they are very real.

and

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I may marry my Pokemon if it's a female Gastly. That way we can stay and love together forever.

Link here.
Also, I hear 1.2 is coming out? How's it looking for Duke Nukem?

NiTRoX · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2008, 05:26:27 pm »

Rofl.

Atom Eve · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2008, 06:23:47 pm »

What's even funnier is all the comments from people on blogs/websites/forums that think Pokeclipse users are serious. Some of the posts sound authentic enough, sure; but even if you didn't know that it was a joke satire site by a bunch of 4channers, you should be able to distinguish the outlandishness of the fake-posts. At any rate, they've apparently done a good job fooling a large amount of people into thinking the site and it's users are real.

p.s. I guess this puts to bed that rumor that I killed Steely Ann to assume her place.

Steely Ann · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2008, 06:46:06 pm »

Well, yeah, I'd been told about the 4chan thing (love /r9k/ & /y/, btw) and I'm definitely suspect, since they also "allegedly" started a Digimon Believers thing. Still lulz aplenty, though.

And what's this about Jews doing 9/11 or something, Eve?

player1 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:17:38 pm »

@Steely Ann: Is it really you, or is the user who created the Atom Eve account just resuscitating your account in order to try to prove the ridiculous contention that there actually are women on the Trem.net forums?

@Atom Eve: I'm sorry, but I became completely unable to concentrate after you mentioned you, her, and something about "put to bed". It's all part of your grand plan to mess with our collective consciousness, I'm sure.

Atom Eve · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:19:05 pm »

@Steely Ann: lol i dunno

(/co/ and /u/ are more my style, but to each her own)

@player1: You saw through my clever plan. Back to the box with you!

Steely Ann · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:23:10 pm »

player1
Yeah, it's Zombie Ann/Happy.cat/Blondie Blitz/WTFE lame names I call myself. Pshaw. I've been lurking around 4chan since I got fed up with all the interclan drama bullshit. How goes it? And what's with people using @'s? I'm used to the fail-tards around here making pyramids. I see you guys are still using the SMF default theme and the modmins are maintaining their avatar stranglehold. How predictable.

player1 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2008, 07:34:55 pm »

SA: You know my own style is just a poor imitation/distillation/pastiche of the writings of such forum luminaries as yourself, seffy, henners, the original pl0x, and a touch of caveman. Don't believe everything you read. The quote pyramid has somewhat fallen out of fashion herein, as of late. And yes, the stranglehold of blandness continues...

AT: Another embedded subliminal message. Further confirming my well-founded suspicions...

Tycho · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:31:40 pm »

I lol'd

Steely: /y/ you say?

(I don't even know why girls liek that stuff

Srsly why?

)

Steely Ann · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2008, 01:24:01 am »

Tycho

Tell me why guys get off on girl-girl and you'll have your answer.

Code: [Select]

[17:22] Kagoshima: What is /y/?
[17:22] Happy.cat: The Yaoi sub-board of 4chan.
[17:22] Happy.cat: Duh.
[17:22] Kagoshima: ...
[17:28] Happy.cat: Wha's with the ...?
[17:29] Kagoshima: Yaoi.
[17:29] Kagoshima: Is.
[17:29] Kagoshima: Gay.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Lawl.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Ur phunnay.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Thanks, Captain O.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Lesbians.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Are.
[17:29] Happy.cat: Gay.
[17:31] Kagoshima: I.
[17:31] Kagoshima: Know.
[17:31] Kagoshima: But.
[17:31] Kagoshima: Still.
[17:31] Kagoshima: They.
[17:31] Kagoshima: Are.
[17:31] Kagoshima: Sexay.
[17:31] Happy.cat: So you like watching gays have sex is what I'm hearing.
[17:32] Kagoshima: Only if they are chicks.
[17:32] Happy.cat: Lesbians are gays.  So you like watching gays fuck.
[17:33] Kagoshima: <This user is now offline>

Despairation · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2008, 03:35:56 am »

Oh, Steely Ann's back. Bye Atom Eve!

Atom Eve · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2008, 03:54:05 am »

Quote from: Despairation on March 27, 2008, 03:35:56 am

Oh, Steely Ann's back. Bye Atom Eve!

I wouldn't count on it. It'll take more than another vagina to rid you of my cancerous presence.

kevlarman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:15:25 am »

Quote from: Atom Eve on March 27, 2008, 03:54:05 am

I wouldn't count on it. It'll take more than another vagina to rid you of my cancerous presence.

sigged

mooseberry · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2008, 05:39:57 am »

Quote from: Atom Eve on March 27, 2008, 03:54:05 am

Quote from: Despairation on March 27, 2008, 03:35:56 am
Oh, Steely Ann's back. Bye Atom Eve!

I wouldn't count on it. It'll take more than another vagina to rid you of my cancerous presence.

One with much higher karma....

Tycho · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2008, 08:38:31 am »

Quote from: Steely Ann on March 27, 2008, 01:24:01 am

Tycho

Tell me why guys get off on girl-girl and you'll have your answer.

Erm... I don't like yuri so I dunno

Anyways I just had to ask this

Kohrylite · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2008, 06:26:05 pm »

Hey, two for the price of one.... what's not to like?

Steely Ann · « **Reply #16 on:** March 28, 2008, 01:36:19 pm »

ITT, I faux-insult newfags for S&G.
It's funny you should say that, Koh.

A) Lesbian girls wouldn't touch your junk, ever.
B) Straight girls wouldn't touch your junk, ever.
C) Bisexuals are a lie perpetuated by The Internet Hate Machine. And they wouldn't touch your junk, ever.

I fail to see how it changes the game that much for you, Koh. As an honest question, I ask again: What gets you off about 'em?

beerbitch · « **Reply #17 on:** March 28, 2008, 03:51:01 pm »

No no no... Jesus was a Flying Alien Zombie from Outer Space.

1) Came back from the dead (Zombie)
2) Flew up and was taken into heaven (Flying Space Alien)

NiTRoX · « **Reply #18 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:54:10 pm »

In an attempt by God to save the world from sin.

God: "Jesus I chooose you!!!!"
* Pokemon called 'Jesus' goes out of pokeball *
Jesus: " Jesa Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuss "

Steely Ann · « **Reply #19 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:28:29 pm »

Thanks, NiTRoX. That prompted me to do a Google search on "chibi jesus" and I like what I'm seeing.

NiTRoX · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2008, 06:33:33 pm »

omg I took a photo of godz!!

Kohrylite · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2008, 06:43:29 pm »

Quote from: Steely Ann on March 28, 2008, 01:36:19 pm

ITT, I faux-insult newfags for S&G.
It's funny you should say that, Koh.

A) Lesbian girls wouldn't touch your junk, ever.
B) Straight girls wouldn't touch your junk, ever.
C) Bisexuals are a lie perpetuated by The Internet Hate Machine. And they wouldn't touch your junk, ever.

I fail to see how it changes the game that much for you, Koh. As an honest question, I ask again: What gets you off about 'em?

Not that I would ever admit to looking at porn... <.< >.> <.<

But I think lesbian porn is what gets guys off. Of course, real life lesbo's are generally rather masculine and unseemly in form, but most guys don't hang out with real life lesbians. All they see is the porn.

@A)Thank God.
@B)Blatant lies.
@C)Always been disturbed by them too.

To sum it up, I doubt I've been with more girls than you, charming Ann, but that still puts me a far cry away from Virgin.

But yes, hot lesbians, like your Bisexuals, are also myth, perpetuated by internet porn.

Steely Ann · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2008, 06:57:52 pm »

Damn, damn, you're doing it all wrong! You're supposed to not have a sense of humor about anything and use CAPS LOCK CUZ IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, AMIRITE to flame me.

Then I'm supposed to bitch at you for treating the Internet as SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, pointing to my tiny-ass text saying "ITT, I faux-insult newfags for S&G."

I take it you either do have a sense of humor or I made my text too obvious. Lame.

Also, you're disturbed by bi-'s?

CreatureofHell · « **Reply #23 on:** March 28, 2008, 10:07:19 pm »

god winz.

PIE · « **Reply #24 on:** March 29, 2008, 10:43:24 pm »

Its obvious since they are both here at the same time that one of them is really a man. My theory is infallible.

Atom Eve · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2008, 02:24:16 am »

Quote from: PIE on March 29, 2008, 10:43:24 pm

Its obvious since they are both here at the same time that one of them is really a man. My theory is infallible.

It's already been decided that I'm actually Lava Croft. Whether or not you consider Lava to be a man or not, however, is up to the individual. :>

player1 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2008, 07:08:57 am »

Aha, you're actually a woman who has been posing as a man since Quake 2 to gain acceptance from this community now, so that we will think that he is posing as you when in fact it is you who are posing as him. It as plain as the duct tape on your forehead, which must hide the incisions from the face-changing operations! I knew it...

Tycho · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2008, 09:45:23 am »

This topic never seizes to amuse me

^ROFLTANK
This is how I rofl!

Eyn Xaeyn · « **Reply #28 on:** April 08, 2008, 02:40:24 am »

so ur Steely Ann huh

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Author Topic: ZOMG, Jesus was a pokemon! (Read 11575 times)