The Big Bang Theory

[NiTRoX]

so one dayz there waz thiz kat rightz? It waz zo furry. It hadz big ballz the size of ze moon (z0mg!!)

whenever a lion zaw zis kat ze lion went like 'Meowz' and ze catz hitz him witz the ballz.

Yez itz a pretty sadz ztory!!!!!!!

But ze fun part iz... ze cat hadz big ballz!!!

Anywaz to ze ig bang theoriez.

This cat waz liek naught yaz?

zo it like hitz ze galaxiez with itz big ballz and zent the ztars flyingz.

And thatz howz everythingz started.

Teh firzt zecond waz createdz.

z0mg z0mg z0mg

[beerbitch]

[NiTRoX]

no!!!

i doez!!

[NiTRoX]

Yez theyz arez!

[Kohrylite]

[NiTRoX]

[Kohrylite]

Annnnnd here is my response to Beerbitch's excellently stated, and valid argument.

[Tycho]

Catbible. Nitrox got served

[Kohrylite]

Aw man, don't get serious about this pl0x... it's a thread mocking the big bang already!

[NiTRoX]

[NiTRoX]

[Kohrylite]

[Tycho]

[NiTRoX]

[Death On Ice]

[your face]

ROFL

[Steely Ann]

Early Caturday, anyone?

[Revan]

Ultimately you will fail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_Universe

Or to say it like the rest of the topic:
\/\/()\/\/ u r 734 ph@1lz0rz!!#!%@!

[NiTRoX]

ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC     !!!!!!!

(rolling on the floor laughing, laughing my ass off nearly having a heart attack and nearly dying while scaring the cat.)

[Steely Ann]

Revan
Post / FAIL = >9000
>9000 FAIL = EPIC FAIL

Bring on the fuckin' cats!

[Kohrylite]

Not sure how she does it, but I'm pretty sure she just owned all of us.

I'm in awe.

[Steely Ann]

Eh, whatever.  Found some really pwnsome ones here.

[Kohrylite]

Rofl!  Where do you GET this stuff!?

[Tycho]

Kohrylite: From my harddrive... But you could've found a lot of these on macrochan, but since "teh sever is on fire!" the only option is that icanhazcheeseburger abomination that you can find on some of the pictures' watermarks...

[Steely Ann]

Koh
Well, I can tell you where I don't go.  That damnable cheezburgr place.  I can't stand reading the comments, yet I'm inexplicably compelled to read them.  It's like an imminent train wreck; I can't look away!

[Tycho]

Koh
Well, I can tell you where I don't go.  That damnable cheezburgr place.  I can't stand reading the comments, yet I'm inexplicably compelled to read them.  It's like an imminent train wreck; I can't look away!

(arrrrgh... tho' not even your rickroll made me change my mind - could you link next time a duckroll pls? It's more surprising what music that duck plays...)

Also Kohry: I am yet to be PWNT by Steely in a caturday (serious fucking business) thread!

[Steely Ann]

Let's be clear, Tycho: I am a fucking veteran.  I have not yet begun to fight!

[Tycho]

in b4 who is the bigger oldfag, let's just say that piramidhead can go rape in some other thread.  This is Caturday! Srs fcking business! - Oh you switched to Longcat! Sneaky!

[Steely Ann]

You think that's a battle-cruiser?  This is a battle-cruiser!

NUKE THE BASTARDS!



// Moralfag, by the way.

[Tycho]

(lol'd at longcat's balls)