I cant hear :(

[Unimatrix_001]

hello to all...i know i should not talk about this in this forum but i cant help my self...heres the problem....yesterday i went to take a shower and water got into my ears and i could hear from my right ear but from the left one something got wrong well i can hear water in my ear but i cant get it out how hard i try more it hurts and i still barely hear on that left ear i even tryed to put alcohol in it but dosent helps my ear got red and hurts more and more...so im not touching it even when somebody is talking i cant F****** hear (sorry for rudness) and it hurts so i need help....what should i do??(im for 26 days 14 years old)well it isnt the first time it happened but this time i really cant gett out that water...thank you for reading....

[Bomb]

Go to a doctor.

[TinMan]

Go to 4chan and see what they advise.

[Death On Ice]

You're 26 days, 14 years? Interesting way of putting it. My advice is to hold your breath when you're in the shower, and tilt your head sliiightly up towards it. But seriously, go to a doctor.

[player1]

Use Google.
See a pharmacist.
Visit your doctor.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

This happened to me, after huffing and puffing and trying to explode my ears for a few days, I went to the docter, he said it was inflamed and blocked, on the way back, I held my nose and tryed equalising, it gave way and there was this horrible trickling feeling as the blockage flowed, no GUSHED away.

But is is HIGHLY satisfying.

[Lava Croft]

You should try to clean up your ears using highly compressed air. About 5 bar should be enough.

[Annihilation]

Run into a wall head first until it drains, or visit your doctor.

[Lava Croft]

or visit your doctor.

Guys, guys, he does not need a doctor at all! I'm fairly certain that with a combined effort of this fine community, he will be relieved of his deafness soon.

[player1]

and after that we'll work on his typing skills...

[Overdose]

and after that we'll work on his typing skills...

and correct posture.

[Samurai.mac]

All the while setting a fine example of how internet forum users should be.

[player1]

[Tycho]

player1, I don't know how those beautifully painted terminator minis are relevant to this topic but as sure as hell I love them


Related: try tilting your head towards your blocked ear and jump... this works for me after swimming (but not advisable if both of your ears are blocked )

[Bissig]

Inflammation, maybe even a pinched eardrum..

Go to a DOCTOR! Now!

(Why isn't he talking to his parents instead of posting in this unforgiving depth of trash? It's not like his balls are on fire.)

[player1]

player1, I don't know how those beautifully painted terminator minis are relevant to this topic but as sure as hell I love them

a fine example of how internet forum users should be.

Remember that many things that player1 posts have something clickable in them, somewhere.

It's not like his balls are on fire.

Now that would be a funny thread.

[+ OPTIMUS +]

I think we should be glad and happy that he isn't asking it on Natural Selection's forum. :-D

[player1]

Now that would be the place to go if your balls were on fire.

[ShadowNinjaDudeMan]

Related: try tilting your head towards your blocked ear and jump... this works for me after swimming (but not advisable if both of your ears are blocked )

I did that once, because I lost balance I just jumped onto my side.

Hurt too.

Do it and put a video of it on Youtube, then link us to it.

Also, one with your facial expressions of your balls on fire would be great, but I wont hold it against you if you dont.

[snb]

LOL world of world of war craft XD ROFL!!!

[+ OPTIMUS +]

I am not sure if this thread should go to the "Troubleshooting" section...

[mooseberry]

I am not sure if this thread should go to the "Troubleshooting" section...

Nice one.

[player1]

LOL world of world of war craft XD ROFL!!!

follow the hovering hand