Author Topic: VIRUS ALERT!???  (Read 22661 times)

Unimatrix_001

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VIRUS ALERT!???
« on: August 07, 2008, 03:09:42 pm »
hello evrybody...i got problem...xd AGAIN...so here's the story:
i was surfing on internet and downloading some games from torrent  and idk what happened suddently some message about virus that my windows(i use win2000NT)  an Internet Virus attack attempt....and my local disc C:\ has gone and on my desktop showed 3 icons: Spyware&Malware Protection,Error Cleaner and Privacy Protector....and at the taskbar where is my clock right next to tme says VIRUS ALERT!....i got 2 antiviruses and 1 antispyware....i search with all of protection i got and evrytime i find 4 viruses and i remove them and there is still VIRUS ALERT! message,Local Disc C:\ still doesn't shows in My Computer,Internet Explorer opens by him self and there is no contorl panel....I dont know what to do guys....help please?Thank you

Lava Croft

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 03:20:24 pm »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 03:48:14 pm »
Sounds to me you have a virus :P

Anyway, the only proper thing to do is reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows, and keep away from software you don't know, even when
they are free when they actually cost $ (if you don't know how to handle those).
I can show you some games that are completely free :p

As an advise, don't have sex the same way you deal with software :P

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Re: WINDOWS ALERT!???
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 07:18:44 pm »
reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again. :P



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Re: WINDOWS ALERT!???
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 07:24:20 pm »
reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again. :P




Nah, just get some idea of wth you're doing, prepare for the peace to last until next formatting.

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 08:28:11 pm »


Samurai.mac

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 08:38:56 pm »
Buy a mac, problem solved.

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 08:58:53 pm »
Buying a Mac can be difficult...   :P
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Death On Ice

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 11:46:06 pm »
Buying a Mac can be difficult...   :P
You mean... expensive?

Bomb

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 12:04:02 am »
If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2008, 12:06:07 am by Bomb »

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 12:11:26 am »
oh shit miles beat me to it :(
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Lava Croft

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2008, 05:49:29 am »
Don't install Linux.


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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2008, 08:08:01 am »
Player1 has discovered cheezburgers!  :P
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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2008, 08:28:22 am »
If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.
Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?

As long as you do the full HardDrive format it will clear it all out.  Then you just don't torrent porn anymore and you're set.
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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2008, 09:22:54 am »
Player1 has discovered cheezburgers!  :P

He already knew about them.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2008, 09:31:27 am »
Player1 has discovered cheezburgers!  :P

He already know about them.

Well yes, but I'm seeing a sudden influx of them, so I said something.
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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2008, 12:17:14 pm »
yeah man, just ditch windoze. linux is infinitely superior =D

Bomb

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2008, 01:07:26 pm »
If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.
Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?
Would that restore his files and remove all the viruses?

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2008, 02:09:58 pm »
If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.
Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?
Would that restore his files and remove all the viruses?

Not restore, reinstall $hitdow$.
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Re: Windoze ALERT!???
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2008, 07:20:48 pm »
reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again. :P

Player1 has discovered cheezburgers!  :P

He already know about them.

Well yes, but I'm seeing a sudden influx of them, so I said something.

i makes my own, fresh 4 teh occasion

Bomb

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Re: MORON ALERT!???
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2008, 10:53:20 pm »
I wish I'd said this before...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

On-topic: Don't download P2P stuff unless it's from someone you know and trust. The risks far outweigh the benefits.

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2008, 04:59:24 am »
Here's a virus for cleaning your computer. It removes the virus, not to mention everything else. here
« Last Edit: August 09, 2008, 07:12:21 am by cactusfrog »

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2008, 01:21:24 am »
I smell a rickroll... I'm not going to touch that link.
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Unimatrix_001

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #25 on: August 14, 2008, 10:52:37 pm »
loool youre crazy dudes......btw. i solved that problem...i just installed malwarebytes anti-malware and it deleted all of junk and then i installed AVG 7.5 and screwd viruses....and i restarted my pc....and all is fixed...btw.  i allready got ubuntu i got 5 OS on this piece of junk.....i have buyed my self a new motherboard check it out heres the link: http://www.asrock.com/mb/overview.asp?Model=ALiveXFire-eSATA2%20R3.0 if that link dosent works try this one: http://www.asrock.com/mb/overview.asp?Model=ALIVEXFIRE-ESATA2 .... i wanna know youre opinions.....thanks to evrybody that replied to this topic and that will be replieing :advmarauder:

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2008, 11:36:10 pm »
Lava finds it funny.....

does not surprise me one bit.

nasty guy.
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Re: Vendetta ALERT!???
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2008, 11:54:52 pm »


P.S. Everyone finds it funny (except the OP, and even he seems to see the humor in the situation). Plz confine ur lava-bashing to the appropriate thread.

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 04:13:45 am »
definantly a virus =D

Search google on a different computer for some type of trusted linux that can access, fix, and restore files.  Linux is pretty good, and getting a mac would only mean a less chance of getting a virus because there aren't that many mac viruses out

if it's serious enough, you may have to reimage your hardrive

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Re: VIRUS ALERT!???
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2008, 04:17:55 am »
Please don't be dumb. And don't necro for on reason.
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