VIRUS ALERT!???

[Unimatrix_001]

hello evrybody...i got problem...xd AGAIN...so here's the story:
i was surfing on internet and downloading some games from torrent  and idk what happened suddently some message about virus that my windows(i use win2000NT)  an Internet Virus attack attempt....and my local disc C:\ has gone and on my desktop showed 3 icons: Spyware&Malware Protection,Error Cleaner and Privacy Protector....and at the taskbar where is my clock right next to tme says VIRUS ALERT!....i got 2 antiviruses and 1 antispyware....i search with all of protection i got and evrytime i find 4 viruses and i remove them and there is still VIRUS ALERT! message,Local Disc C:\ still doesn't shows in My Computer,Internet Explorer opens by him self and there is no contorl panel....I dont know what to do guys....help please?Thank you

[Lava Croft]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[Eeeew Spiders]

Sounds to me you have a virus

Anyway, the only proper thing to do is reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows, and keep away from software you don't know, even when
they are free when they actually cost $ (if you don't know how to handle those).
I can show you some games that are completely free :p

As an advise, don't have sex the same way you deal with software

[player1]

reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again.

[Bajsefar]

reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again.

Nah, just get some idea of wth you're doing, prepare for the peace to last until next formatting.

[Death On Ice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GaRKDsz-Y
'Nuff said.

[player1]

until next formatting.

Exactly.

[Samurai.mac]

Buy a mac, problem solved.

[your face]

Buying a Mac can be difficult...   

[Death On Ice]

Buying a Mac can be difficult...   

You mean... expensive?

[Bomb]

If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.

[Annihilation]

oh shit miles beat me to it

[Lava Croft]

Don't install Linux.

[player1]

[mooseberry]

Player1 has discovered cheezburgers! 

[Annihilation]

If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.

Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?

As long as you do the full HardDrive format it will clear it all out.  Then you just don't torrent porn anymore and you're set.

[Kaleo]

Player1 has discovered cheezburgers! 

He already knew about them.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[mooseberry]

Player1 has discovered cheezburgers! 

He already know about them.

Well yes, but I'm seeing a sudden influx of them, so I said something.

[Stythys]

yeah man, just ditch windoze. linux is infinitely superior =D

[Bomb]

If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.

Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?

Would that restore his files and remove all the viruses?

[Snake]

If you don't want to spend money on a Mac, just install Linux. Ubuntu is a good place to start.

Your files are dead. If your Windows installation is that screwed up, chances are you'll never get it working again.

Or he could just call his comp maker and ask for the restore cds?

Would that restore his files and remove all the viruses?

Not restore, reinstall $hitdow$.

[player1]

reformat the harddrive and reinstall windows

... and then stand by for it to happen again.

Player1 has discovered cheezburgers! 

He already know about them.

Well yes, but I'm seeing a sudden influx of them, so I said something.

i makes my own, fresh 4 teh occasion

[Bomb]

I wish I'd said this before...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

On-topic: Don't download P2P stuff unless it's from someone you know and trust. The risks far outweigh the benefits.

[cactusfrog]

Here's a virus for cleaning your computer. It removes the virus, not to mention everything else. here

[Kaleo]

I smell a rickroll... I'm not going to touch that link.

[Unimatrix_001]

loool youre crazy dudes......btw. i solved that problem...i just installed malwarebytes anti-malware and it deleted all of junk and then i installed AVG 7.5 and screwd viruses....and i restarted my pc....and all is fixed...btw.  i allready got ubuntu i got 5 OS on this piece of junk.....i have buyed my self a new motherboard check it out heres the link: http://www.asrock.com/mb/overview.asp?Model=ALiveXFire-eSATA2%20R3.0 if that link dosent works try this one: http://www.asrock.com/mb/overview.asp?Model=ALIVEXFIRE-ESATA2 .... i wanna know youre opinions.....thanks to evrybody that replied to this topic and that will be replieing

[{A}saxon]

Lava finds it funny.....

does not surprise me one bit.

nasty guy.

[player1]

P.S. Everyone finds it funny (except the OP, and even he seems to see the humor in the situation). Plz confine ur lava-bashing to the appropriate thread.

[Foe of Eternity]

definantly a virus =D

Search google on a different computer for some type of trusted linux that can access, fix, and restore files.  Linux is pretty good, and getting a mac would only mean a less chance of getting a virus because there aren't that many mac viruses out

if it's serious enough, you may have to reimage your hardrive

[mooseberry]

Please don't be dumb. And don't necro for on reason.