Battle Grangers

[frazzler]

three words:

WHAT                 THE             FUCK!?!?!?!?!

grangers are for building. they build. it is what they do. it is what they are meant to do. it is what they were designed to do. if they were designed for battle, they wouldnt build. the only thing they are good for besides building is for driving Tyrants insane. im sure every battle granger out there has heard this:

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOU FUCKING DUMBSHIT!"

followed by:

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LOST MY TYRANT YOU FUCKING STUPID NOOOOB!!!! >=((((!!!! very AGNERY FAISS!"

the granger is not meant to fight. clearly a severely obese green blob that builds and has big blockers instead of claws is not meant to fight. they are meant to waddle around, be severely obese and build tubes that spit green crap. the only reason they have an attack as an adv granger is to have SOME form of pitiful protection against humans when they start to destroy their structures. when you see a fat green blob with blockers as a human i can guaruntee you that the human is not thinking:

"holy crap a green blob! i am so dead, wtf am i going to do? god it looks so threatening! "

grangers are for building. they build. its what they do. they dont fight. they are not meant to fight. dont make them fight. they waddle, they block the tyrants, they spit, they kill the tyrants, the spit fails and then they die. they build. building is what they do. dont make them fight. please.


THIS IS A PUBLIC MESSAGE! I AM POLITELY AND KINDLY TELLING ALL BATTLE GRANGERS TO FUCK THE HELL OFF!!!!! >=(. very agnery faiss!

[janev]

STOP YELLING AT ME.

For lack of anything better to say I'll just quote myself from your other useless thread

Stop trying to fix the game... fix your play style.

Seriously play the game some more then come with suggestions.

[TheLuciferSausage]

Seriously play the game some more

lol

Battlegranging is a reason for kick.
In TremSpain we !denybuild or !forcespec the player so he can't get the damn granger, if he ignores it, then we kick/ban.

[frazzler]

ty lucifersausage. while i admit i am still new to tremulous and learning the ropes, what better way to learn than to try. theres nothing wrong with my playing style if 50% of the tremulous players agree with me.

[+ OPTIMUS +]

ty lucifersausage. while i admit i am still new to tremulous and learning the ropes, what better way to learn than to try. theres nothing wrong with my playing style if 50% of the tremulous players agree with me.

frazz... battlegranging is so obviously bad, that it does not require a thread on the forums. its like writing a complaint to the hospital that your fart is stinky.

[kevlarman]

i wish i made a demo of that time norf killed a bsuit with granger spit 

[amz181]

theres a simple solution

/callteamvote denybuild battlegranger3000

think before you post

[Syntac]

its like writing a complaint to the hospital that your fart is stinky.

Best analogy. Ever.

[Bissig]

@Frazzler

Your shoutouts are getting very annoying.

[Nux]

i wish i made a demo of that time norf killed a bsuit with granger spit 

As in he got in the killing blow via a skillfully placed spit-shot after somersaulting over two tyrants and making a flawless pirouette? We are talking about a good player in the bsuit right? We're not just talking about the standard "I once killed a millionty-one humans with my dretch" story which amount to an incredibly incapable opponent, are we?

Spit kills are pretty cool, yes, but sadly they don't make great anecdotes by themselves. Suffice it to say, grangers can be fun to fight with when you can pull it off.

Anyhow, that isn't nearly as cool as the time I killed a human with my dretch!

[kevlarman]

i wish i made a demo of that time norf killed a bsuit with granger spit 

As in he got in the killing blow via a skillfully placed spit-shot after somersaulting over two tyrants and making a flawless pirouette? We are talking about a good player in the bsuit right? We're not just talking about the standard "I once killed a millionty-one humans with my dretch" story which amount to an incredibly incapable opponent, are we?

Spit kills are pretty cool, yes, but sadly they don't make great anecdotes by themselves. Suffice it to say, grangers can be fun to fight with when you can pull it off.

Anyhow, that isn't nearly as cool as the time I killed a human with my dretch!

yes it was a good player (don't remember who), and he was caught trying to build a forward booster by a low hp bsuit.