Dear clanless people,
Unfortunately since the evil low calorie beer and genderless duo stole AoD's precious sea, we are in desperate need of someone to fill in her position. Here is a list of qualifications you must meet.
1. You must be under the age of 15 and over the age of 12.
2. You must be or pretend to be female.
3. You must be innocent.
4. You must not sleep with leon.
5. You must be willing to provide sexual favors in return for our members performing well in scrims.
The benefits of the position are as follows.
1. You don't have to work sundays or thursdays.
2. You get free corrutpion from the adult males in the clan.
3. You get dental care.
4. You get all the free candy you want.
5. You get free rides in our purple bus.
Please all interested applicants head over to http://aod.the-deftclan.com/ and fill out an application. We look forward to hearing from you.
People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.
May I point out that requirement #3 will soon be nullified by #5. And requirement #5 makes all the benefits look dirty (3 and 5 in particular).
why powa why :<
i sed i was sorry Dx
Cute.
wut? ??? ??? ???
Previous post directed @ OP.
You're fine, it's why we snagged you. :angel:
im sorry powa and all of aod :< i've already explained my reasons >_<
also
:dragoon: <-- dragon eats :angel: :(
You mean "Draygon," amiright? (And I don't mean Soldier...)
Naw am going with Dragon nao i can haz eet hooman more openly :# :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon:
and let me introduce tyrantosaurus! - :tyrant: says rawr!
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 07:29:09 AM
People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.
Unfortunately, I am in a clan, and I don't intend on Quitting.
Attempt @ being funny, -1.
Quote from: Yarou on January 29, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Attempt @ being funny, -1.
Hmm that puts me at what -18? I should keep going.
@ sea - this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional.
Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things.
Quote from: KamikOzzy on January 29, 2009, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional.
Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things.
Thread is definately full of inside jokes. ftw.
/me threw a mango at Powa
:grenade:
IM 17 CAN I STILL JOIN ANI BRO DUDE PLZ
only way you'll ever join AoD is if you supply bacon to Ozzy's fat ass.
You know Iabz, that goes both ways. Capslock is not particularly endearing either.
I love you guys.
Damn well better have been sarcasm.
Quote from: Kaine on January 29, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
You know Iabz, that goes both ways. Capslock is not particularly endearing either.
I don't understand, I was just putting my favourites quotes of the thread inside my post, to show those guys that I appreciate what they're writing.
Quote from: Sea Of Eternity on January 30, 2009, 06:54:26 AM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 10:52:46 PM
I love you guys.
Powa <3 nao? plzzz :<
<3
@ Iabz, if you can act like a 13 year old I might consider talking to ozzy about it.
And you do realise he meant a 13 year old girl, Iabz.
Notice to all skilled tremulous nerds:
Quote from: Archangel on January 29, 2009, 09:55:01 PM
... join AoD ... you ... fat ass.
lol
QuoteThe benefits of the position are as follows.
1. You don't have to work Sundays or Thursdays.
2. You get free corruption from the adult males in the clan.
3. You get dental care.
4. You get all the free candy you want.
5. You get free rides in our purple bus.
No free cake?
....
Cheap bastards, what a rip. >.>
Why do you need more members? It's not like you guys scrim =/
I'm sorry, but I can't figure out how you have a computer and internet capabilities without working or going to school. If you did work and attend school, you would probably realize that: whoashit, class is back in session. The beginning of the semester is jam-packed with too much shit to remember and execute, and as a result, noone wants to come home to a two-three hour campfest.
So you can stop your little alias game, insulting people behind a wall of anonymity, and just shut up about the clan scene or do something about it and make your own clan of high school dropouts living off their parents' resources.
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Who is this high school dropout that you're so pissed at?
"Produde?"
stevenm
Quote from: StevenMTrem is a Joke, everyone needs to relax
Quote from: player1 on January 10, 2009, 07:12:47 AM
Wow, dude (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=6480;sa=showPosts) registered an account, just to flame whomever (http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=9979.msg153224#msg153224). How original. ::)
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poodude/
prospam/
poorexcuse: The anonymity of the intarwebz ain't enough for you? You really need sock puppet accounts to say something over a modem to a person that you've never physically met, thousands of miles away? You, sir, are a giant wuss. And please notice that I didn't have to register a new account just to tell you to GFYS. Lame-ass. You make us real trolls and flamers cringe with disgust. Please dry up and blow away.
im not a highschool drop out :(, meanie.....you are :/
Damn it i am sixteen :<