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Started by Annihilation, January 29, 2009, 07:29:09 AM

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Annihilation

January 29, 2009, 07:29:09 AM
Dear clanless people,

   Unfortunately since the evil low calorie beer and genderless duo stole AoD's precious sea, we are in desperate need of someone to fill in her position.  Here is a list of qualifications you must meet.

1.  You must be under the age of 15 and over the age of 12.
2.  You must be or pretend to be female.
3.  You must be innocent.
4.  You must not sleep with leon.
5.  You must be willing to provide sexual favors in return for our members performing well in scrims.

The benefits of the position are as follows.

1.  You don't have to work sundays or thursdays.
2.  You get free corrutpion from the adult males in the clan.
3.  You get dental care.
4.  You get all the free candy you want.
5.  You get free rides in our purple bus.

Please all interested applicants head over to http://aod.the-deftclan.com/ and fill out an application.  We look forward to hearing from you.

People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
Quote from: KobraKaineHow do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
Quote from: PowerOverwhelmingWe just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

Urcscumug

#1
January 29, 2009, 08:53:46 AM Last Edit: January 29, 2009, 01:54:12 PM by Urcscumug
May I point out that requirement #3 will soon be nullified by #5. And requirement #5 makes all the benefits look dirty (3 and 5 in particular).
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Sea Of Eternity

#2
January 29, 2009, 10:24:49 AM
why powa why :<
i sed i was sorry Dx
lol

Kaine

:<
#3
January 29, 2009, 10:30:18 AM
Cute.

Kaine

#5
January 29, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
Previous post directed @ OP.

You're fine, it's why we snagged you.  :angel:

Sea Of Eternity

#6
January 29, 2009, 10:39:13 AM
im sorry powa and all of aod :< i've already explained my reasons >_<

also

:dragoon: <-- dragon eats  :angel:  :(

lol

Kaine

#7
January 29, 2009, 10:42:42 AM
You mean "Draygon," amiright?  (And I don't mean Soldier...)

Sea Of Eternity

#8
January 29, 2009, 10:44:00 AM
Naw am going with Dragon nao i can haz eet hooman more openly :#  :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon: :dragoon:

and let me introduce tyrantosaurus! -  :tyrant: says rawr!
lol

duck-o-destruction

#9
January 29, 2009, 01:36:46 PM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 07:29:09 AM
People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.

Unfortunately, I am in a clan, and I don't intend on Quitting.
:grenade:

Yarou

#10
January 29, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Attempt @ being funny, -1.


Currently:
{&}Yarou

Annihilation

#11
January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
Quote from: Yarou on January 29, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Attempt @ being funny, -1.

Hmm that puts me at what -18?  I should keep going.


@ sea - this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim  "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
Quote from: KobraKaineHow do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
Quote from: PowerOverwhelmingWe just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

KamikOzzy

#12
January 29, 2009, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim  "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional.

Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things.
|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
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Annihilation

#13
January 29, 2009, 04:52:03 PM
Quote from: KamikOzzy on January 29, 2009, 04:46:58 PM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 04:35:53 PM
this was a joke for ozz since he said on aim  "damn now I need another young person to keep me inline."
Sexual favors optional.

Completely out of context but funny as hell, though its probably one of those "funny-if-you-were-there" things.

Thread is definately full of inside jokes. ftw.
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
Quote from: KobraKaineHow do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
Quote from: PowerOverwhelmingWe just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

Winter

#14
January 29, 2009, 07:30:57 PM
* Winter threw a mango at Powa

:grenade:

Clicking on my sig will bring you to the [AC] forums.

IabzO.o

#15
January 29, 2009, 09:48:20 PM
IM 17 CAN I STILL JOIN ANI BRO DUDE PLZ
POWA SUKC AT TRMELUS

I AM JESUS

Archangel

#16
January 29, 2009, 09:55:01 PM
only way you'll ever join AoD is if you supply bacon to Ozzy's fat ass.

IabzO.o

#17
January 29, 2009, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Archangel on January 29, 2009, 09:55:01 PM
only way you'll ever join AoD is if you supply bacon to Ozzy's fat ass.
Quote from: Yarou on January 29, 2009, 02:02:12 PM
Attempt @ being funny, -1.
POWA SUKC AT TRMELUS

I AM JESUS

Kaine

#18
January 29, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
You know Iabz, that goes both ways.  Capslock is not particularly endearing either.

Annihilation

#19
January 29, 2009, 10:52:46 PM
I love you guys.
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
Quote from: KobraKaineHow do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
Quote from: PowerOverwhelmingWe just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

Kaine

#20
January 29, 2009, 10:59:14 PM
Damn well better have been sarcasm.

Dragula

#21
January 30, 2009, 02:09:20 AM
"i would shit on u than smash ur face in. go cut soem weed bitch. faggot. go smoek ur shit" - (><)FreaK

IabzO.o

#22
January 30, 2009, 02:34:03 AM
Quote from: Kaine on January 29, 2009, 10:37:11 PM
You know Iabz, that goes both ways.  Capslock is not particularly endearing either.

I don't understand, I was just putting my favourites quotes of the thread inside my post, to show those guys that I appreciate what they're writing.
POWA SUKC AT TRMELUS

I AM JESUS

Annihilation

#24
January 30, 2009, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Sea Of Eternity on January 30, 2009, 06:54:26 AM
Quote from: Annihilation on January 29, 2009, 10:52:46 PM
I love you guys.

Powa <3 nao? plzzz :<
<3


@ Iabz, if you can act like a 13 year old I might consider talking to ozzy about it.
[11:33:20 PM] Kaine:
Quote from: KobraKaineHow do you perform goon-copulation if he doesn't play?
Quote from: PowerOverwhelmingWe just get on VC and listen to camels dying until we orgasm

Urcscumug

#26
January 30, 2009, 11:56:26 AM
And you do realise he meant a 13 year old girl, Iabz.
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KamikOzzy

#27
January 30, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
Notice to all skilled tremulous nerds:
Quote from: Archangel on January 29, 2009, 09:55:01 PM
... join AoD ... you ... fat ass.
|AoD|Ozzyshka at your service.
Still using Windows XP and still playing 1.1
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boheimian love

#28
January 30, 2009, 06:19:56 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 06:22:04 PM by boheimian love
lol

Hendrich

#29
January 30, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
QuoteThe benefits of the position are as follows.

1.  You don't have to work Sundays or Thursdays.
2.  You get free corruption from the adult males in the clan.
3.  You get dental care.
4.  You get all the free candy you want.
5.  You get free rides in our purple bus.

No free cake?
....

Cheap bastards, what a rip. >.>
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