Dear clanless people,
Unfortunately since the evil low calorie beer and genderless duo stole AoD's precious sea, we are in desperate need of someone to fill in her position. Here is a list of qualifications you must meet.
1. You must be under the age of 15 and over the age of 12.
2. You must be or pretend to be female.
3. You must be innocent.
4. You must not sleep with leon.
5. You must be willing to provide sexual favors in return for our members performing well in scrims.
The benefits of the position are as follows.
1. You don't have to work sundays or thursdays.
2. You get free corrutpion from the adult males in the clan.
3. You get dental care.
4. You get all the free candy you want.
5. You get free rides in our purple bus.
Please all interested applicants head over to
http://aod.the-deftclan.com/ and fill out an application. We look forward to hearing from you.
People we have our eye are on to fill this position are Dragula, Yarou, Duck, Khasla, and Evlesoa's brother.
