Yes I know Evelsoa already did this. :) I wanted to do a more modern one.
Here is how it works... I name a character, and i say what it does... Now you continue it, by posting what you think it will do next. I.E. Bill got in his car__
Now you add something else: I.E. then he got out because
Now reply to this.
Rocinante spent 10 days here because....
He was smiting you once per hour.
So then he picked up his calculator...
To determine that Tito had been smited 120 times by other people.
he realized he should not have done that therefore...
He calculated it on his Lee-nuhks box instead.
then all of a sudden player1...
Noticed that Tito posted again.
and he became so excited that he
Just had to reply; but then PIE said something profound which made him realize that...
Cabbage isn't a fruit. If only he had...
a pet granger and a...
toilet brush, he'd...
be playing Tremulous but instead he's
flossing his anus with the toilet brush then he'll feed the toilet brush to..
his pet granger so it will...
make little baby
Which Tito will attempt to smuggle across the border in his colon, but...
he realized it doesn't fit so he shoved it up n00b pl0x's colon because it is unnaturally bigger because...
he's not here so he decided to sneak across by hot air balloon but
he was caught in electrical wire so he was
burnt to a crisp but then he
came back to life as the EG (Elite Granger) and killed all of the...
waffles but
they will rise again in glory because
they were bought by EGGOS© but that ends out turning bad because
Tremulous 1.2 didn't have the...
right models so for the waffle model they had to use
a pancake, which was obviously to flat so
they decided on French toast because...
they didn't want to be American but they were foiled because
it stands up to syrup best; but still
they used strawberry syrup so
the Americans can eat their FREEDOM TOAST and...
invent teh internet so
people can spam (heap v1@gra to
but occasionally good conversations like this pop up and
people get mad at people who have intellengent conversations, because they say that's not what the internet is for so..
(incase you were wondering, the internet was developed, so in case there was a nuclear war, military officers could still watch pron.)
The random post monster came from the depths of the internets, Thus....
Tito went back and deleted his posts, ruining the sequence but heightening the drama yet...
... decreased by our post-o-meter's loss. but karma is still there and soon it's returning all the evil to...
the bunnies heart so that they may then take over the world with..
baskets of goodness and
rofles that they forced paradox to make against his own will which resulted in...
...Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu) being bombed by the Nazis and...
Jon Stewart to revolt with a huge smooth...
...granger, but...
the granger had rabies and bit G W B so Dick Chaney shot the granger in the face then...
contracted rabies and died.Then along came...
a spider
which was eaten by a snake which later was squashed by a 1000 tonne bulldozer..
that had 30" chrome rims and a green
tires and an army of s1 battle grangers tried to invade america but failed because..
They ate at Mcdonalds and got fat so then...
they sued McDonalds and burger king paid for it with their...
...cracked skullz...
then the grangers burned off their huge lard reserves (read build points) building the UBAR-BAES that had two hundred overminds arranged in a biological Beowulf cluster which they used to...
take over another pancake factory, which was located...
in Switzerland but, they got lost and instead found a
Banana plantation...
that was located in Manhattan because Bill Clinton...
thought this thread was getting dumber and dumber
and then at that crucial moment, when all seemed lost and doomed to failure and utter ruin, who should arrive but the
Chuck Norris
...effect made the tyrants able to CROUCH...
under the grangers for some....
late night lovin' which they
...performed for the purpose of eggspam in a small...
bedroom filled with snails that had lazerz mounted on their back so that...
...they could pounce the goons...
which had chainguns on their feet that they pounceshot you with so...
they all had heart attacks and died, then the...
predators came and beat the...
...plums into...
pudding which then..
caused you to be born
looking like a dretch...
and having a head the size of...
a small brown dwarf, floating languorously in space, too cool to be a star
but too warm to be a roof
but too fuzzy to be a bear but
just right for a house
and a mouth big enough to eat...
(after all his head is the size of a brown dwarf!)
a subway sandwich made of jareds old fat that smelled like...
...Rancor dung...
but the rancor got sick and...
stayed in bed for week, which
caused his bed to transform into a car and
then the Clones of Ked Ambrit turned it into a space-car, and they took it on a road trip, which was really a space trip and they went back to the Fractal Zion system, to fricassee some goonz, 'cuz they craved sweet vengeance for the havoc wrought at the Karith colony, so
see tremulous/about ya non-knowing n00bz
than the grangers responded by invading the space ship Tremor, but
the Clones were cool, 'cuz they went to the Transit Station, which was destroyed, but their transfers were still valid so
they went and had a party which....
got out of hand pretty quick, 'cuz they had virtual forties from Deus Ex
they ended up being hugged to death
screaming "I love me, man!" (cuz they all look alike)
Some survived because they found each other fugly (after noticing that their ears look the same from front and behind). They built themselves a base and
the leetest of all leets came and deconned it allowing the goons to...
(and by leet I mean idiot)
barf in the refrigerator, which caused the
plasma generators to overload and meltdown, killing everyone instantly... Only Survivor remained... hence his name.
was not Survivor but Legend because...
his parents had a sense of humor and named him the opposite of what he is due to the fact...
they needed to hang there brand new tv on something
so they bought a cactus
but one of their visiting relatives tripped and his face landed on it
Quote from: sSopris on March 06, 2008, 09:39:23 PM
but one of their visiting relatives tripped and his face landed on it-
-alian Tremulous servers where the lag...
became a monstrous toilet of lava...
. The lava was then promoted to moderator on the Tremulous forums....
because he probably owns LavaSoft therefore he
decided to drill for oil in is backyard, but instead he found...
a blood diamond which he tried to sell to arachnid but
... it uncreated itself and made fps lag, and the stage 2 doors opened ...
resulting in a cataclysmic crash they we now today call Y2K because...
of something involving lemons and
lime which then later resulted in subliminal advertising on Sprite commercials but...
no one bought the Sprite due to a lack of correct grammar and punctuation. After their commercials failed...
they turned to blood2.0 to write their commercials for them which resulted in
the production of basilisk gas. Therefore the train was full of dizzy people when it arrived to Transit...
so they never got off the train and got owned by a pythons that had been hiding in the seats.
so they called in the pain saw n00bs and
who made the happy python even happier by giving them a afternoon snack
but the thing is pythons swallow so the n00bs started pain sawing them from the inside out so
the remaining Noobs sold the python goo to Chinese McDonald's which gave the Chinese people rabiespast it on to the toys they made
little trains that they sold to Karith so
and caused the great potato famine of the 1900's
because of some strange time warp, and now because of not having potatoes, the Marines were forced to buy food from little school cafeterias which gave them strange powers that let them
talk like a grangers and see through glass which if you didn't know it current marines can't do
because of their goonish nature...
so they have to break the glass but it gives them owies
so off they go to buy some band-aids which will help them to...
heal what is left of the python back to health to restore justice in...
the chubby way so the
moose ate them and
barfed all over the
arachnid grate so that rants cant get to it but he didnt realize that a skilled rant can get up there so at that point player1 decided to...
eat pie, but
pie said gtfo pl0x because player1 ...
... is trying to set up a Guinness world record in ...
spitting peas out of his nose because...
...he wanted to.
Then, Glunnator returned from the stasis chambers and spake thusly:
"What happened to the OLD stories thread?"
And the Great Lord Kaleo replied;
"Yeah... WTF? Mebbe this is better than necroing though..."
Then as The All Powerful thirdstreettito has once before said;
"Necroing is not the way to go my young follower..."
"Soon," the All-Powerless thirdstreettito continued, "my negatively charged karmic potential will outweigh all of the positive karma on this entire board; nay, 'twill be greater than all of the goodness in all of Tremulousland put together! Truly will I have earned the name, Tito: The Oft-Smitten. Even so," he went on, cackling an evil snicker at his own nefarious scheme...
Quote from: thirdstreettito on March 09, 2008, 08:20:05 PM
Then as The All Powerful thirdstreettito has once before said;
"Necroing is not the way to go my young follower..."
And Kaleo Spake Thus;
"sif i'd follow you, noob..."
than Timbo would have
brought to life a new tremulous team and...
and eat at KrispyKreme to get...
a doughnut, but...
the thred died so a new story was made there once was a kid named thirdstreetghetto who...
necroed the previously posted story
Menace said in irrelevency and now back to thirdstreetghetto who...
was ghetto and liked...
pie because...
it had spiders in it
because they were livi'n in the dead bodies in the pie because
PIE moderated their privates out so they all went to the privy and that was when n00b pl0x...
started his reign of terror
he decided that...
he might as well barf, because...
he accidentally ate a Krispy Kreme, but...
it was free, so...
he added his barf attack to the weapons of his reign of terror...
so the pancakes could eat Harry the plant, which caused...
earth to explode which resulted in...
Harry the plant turn into a venus fly trap and...
eat all the people that left trem for CoD4
but then Harry the plant got addicted to CoD4 and had to eat himself, which resulted in the...
plant falling into the acid pit
(if you dont know what that means http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=114835 (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=114835) many laughs)
But Harry the Plant knew what it meant, and on his way to doom, he decided to...
make lemonade, however he was out of
strawberries, so he decided to make orange juice, but...
he had no oranges so he used apples and made AppleJuice because...
it goes good with waffles, but what he didn't know was that
there already was an applejuice who played trem, so he decided to...
buy a cat, but
the cat had no balls because it...
had belonged to thirstreettito, so
(http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/microsoft.media/linuxcrap.jpg)
and at that point...
the chicken crossed the road and..
it was almost there BUT! it got hit by a giant LAZOR! Thus the toilet dwellers...
moved back to the trees
where the big turret lived, and they..
filled up seven pages in a matter of weeks...
which made going nowhere inevitable and....
all the /V()()l3s accused them of camping...
and they readily agreed to the facts. but along cam Harry,...erm... Bob.... and he....
ate 14
Builders so he became Bob Teh Builder (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMPACT/362497~Bob-The-Builder-Posters.jpg)...
but was eaten by a tyrant so
he built a base inside the tyrants stomach, so
the tyrant could barf up turrets and
use them to kill blocker n00b dretches but
the guys from HL2 came and crowbarred the tyrant to death because...
the tyrant wanted to have a pet antlion, but
the antlion was ran over by the cart, so at that point...
HL2 Gmod vrs Trem and q3 had the epic war with nukes giant GRANGER LAZORS! and fun stuff, Afterward though...
A tremulous N00B tried to luci an antlion of the reac,
but then a zombie came and Alyx was able to fight it off with her...
big face. but..
than she remembered that this was a Tremulous forum, so
she picked up the server with the zero point energy field manipulator, and...
used it to throw dog a ball so that he could run over the antlions coming out of the sans because...
they were fed up of people talking about them so
they decided to buy a Las Gun and
pwn some noobs, but than incame Timbo and
he released his top secret electro dretch and
pwned all enemies, and than turned to tremX
which was found out later as the worst mod ev4r so...
syndrome owned the ..
thirdstreetghetto
because snb cant spell anything right and has no sense of grammar because...
the grammar inquisition never really came of the ground...
because thirdstreetghetto raped him
with his extremely lame sig
that reminds me of math homework sheets
because snb finally got it right and menace should be banned because...
;)
he has more karma than you
and thirdstreettito's karma is 9 lower than -666 :P
and thirdstreetghetto rapes children and eats puppies
but he doesnt care because he is too busy smiting snb using n00b pl0x's profile...
and thirdstreettito's karma is 24 below -666
-700 is how I roll...
and so I won't smite tito again
but then the moon jumped over the cow and....
Gollum ate the overmind because...
it was his prreccccciouussssss
but than he was pounced by a laggy goon, so
The Terminator decided to barf in...
a sock
that thirdstreetgheeto hung on his door knob when only he and some puppies were in a room
that thirdstreetgheeto hung on his door knob when only he and some puppies were in a room and then Candlejack came, cau
cau-se he herd wierd noises and puppies whining
so he came in and saw YOUR mom
who was masturbating furiously to Rick Astley
(http://www.comnetslash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/rick.jpg)
because he is secksy beast...
was interrupted by Pedobear chasing swiftly after loli-girls
(http://www.kupols.net/oldsite/pedobear.jpg)
then thirdstreetghetto raped Pedobear
much to P-bear's delight, but
then was accidentally killed by Epic Fail Guy
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:U9TUu4hDN7M5nM:http://skiesofcrimson.com/files/1196240749219.jpg.png) (http://skiesofcrimson.com/files/1196240749219.jpg.png)
Than his long last identical cousin Pedo Bear came and showed up. (http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q55/chebfarang/pedobear4.jpg)
and thirdstreettito raped him too because
tito can't control his horny level (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA)
and goes on random bro raping (http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/20/bro-rape-an-investigative-report/) sprees, because his stepfather abused (http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/21/keyboard-kid/) him earlier in life
And then the lame topic stopped revolving around tito, and began to revolve around the booster that killed the...
but that was a EPIC PHAIL because thirdstreetghetto came back and
stabbed snb for being a retarded ape with AIDS because...
of this:
Quote from: Your Facekilled the
Quote from: snbbut
but then the...
booster came back and killed tito for taking over the thread and them threw him...
Into a hive where TraK was eating honey. So the bees were distracted from TraK to tito who was stung repeatedly until he died a painful death. Then TraK...
was uhh he killed him self and and a button was pressed that killed everyone...
because thirdstreetghetto raped it
and the button's name was snb, therefore thirdstreetghetto raped snb and a baby dretch was born
resulting in spammers being banned, and this made
everyone die once and for all....however, Harry the Plant didn't die, so he...
read a book about
Reading books - after he read the book he went down to mcdonalds but when Harry the plant got there.....
no one was there, so he ransacked the food and...
Edited the logs so no one would know he was there, and
the unknown person becomes a tremulous tyrant...
which stannum then drew an awsome, but totaly legit picture of.
me, and i was
thirdstreetghetto's secret love child
who got a small chainsaw and shoved it into snb's teeth for not shutting up about thirdstreettito
then face laughed out loud and Harry the Plant...
decided he wanted to go to Disney Land so he...
went but all the people at DisneyLand were dead of the atomic explosion and...
ketchup bottle fights so Harry the Plant was sad because he could not go to Disney Land so he decided to...
Sit in the flat and enjoy the bump of...
snb's big fat dead ass until...
snb blows up like a nuclear bomb and poisons...
... bill gates who dies a painful death while microsoft...
gets raped by thirdstreetghetto XD jk microsoft goes ASIAN
and thirdstreettito stalks snb and meets him in a dark alley...and snb never returns...
because titto made snb his little love munchkin (http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3954/linkslovemunchkinkx0.png)...
and raped the shit out of him whilsts Kaleo laughed at him and ..
everything goes back to normal.. bill gates is stil alive and tiltto dies, kaleo dies..,snb survived and killed titto and menace13 also nitrox also.... everyone in www.tremulous index.com and everyone is happy.....
And then they all lived happily ever after.
except the dark shadow of the new microsoft empire began to loom over them...for it was now under asian management, so...
steve jobs comes in the night and murders Microsoft once and for all while Tux ....
comes in teh night to build his kitteh armie!
that was told to chomp people who come within 5 miles with his alien like predator aimbot that he bought at...
guns depot, which also sells
battlegrangars,nades and bongo drums.also for a limited time we have...
burnt toast, but that fails because..
lemonade
was there and damaged...
the eyes, then
mrw came and killed...
all of us because
he was mad at...
lemons, so
he necroed the thread and
spilled coffee on himself, then...
the tyrant inside his coffee ate his e-peen
then the dickweeds and pussywillows got together and had comcwats...
While playing the OBLIVION MAN PROSTITUTE MOD (http://i32.tinypic.com/160y23p.jpg).
you realized you actually like the anal rape so you asked menace to...
have your babies and he said
yes please, so
Mooses came and attacked the deathstar
also
Quote from: Bajsefar on April 27, 2008, 02:14:54 PM
While playing the OBLIVION MAN PROSTITUTE MOD (http://i32.tinypic.com/160y23p.jpg).
I WANT!
and the deathstar said
"I will continue with the operation"
But then Mr. Deathstar felt Harry the Plant plating a bomb in...
The 2 headed dog from Harry Potter, Which he said
use this "bomb power" to command all penguins to attack death star!
So the penguins held back mr. deathstar's minions while Harry the Plant got beyond the bomb's blast radius
The blast radius knocked out a the grangers, so the alien population got wiped out
...of existance, but one lived...
and started purring infinitismally (however you spell it), while egg spamming across the galaxy. But then
and started purring infinitismally (however you spell it), while egg spamming across the galaxy. But then We
yelled at meaningless for copying my post and starting stabbing him with bullets and
watching frog commando destroy the wurld! and we all died. the end. and...
then God created the world in 6 days. After that,
.... He fapped the 7th.
Therefore, the 7th day; Sunday is also known as the fap day...
is actually nap day, when everyone naps, so Bajsefar...
went to sleep until...
Hungry Possums came and started mauling him
then the grangers came. After eating the possoms, Bajsefar
Ate more opossums 'til they came out his nose, but Harry the Plant was...
trying to eat itself, but Bob came and gave it some psychiatric advice, and it started to eat flys instead. After that,
frog commando destroyed the wurld! and we all died. the end. and...
(repetition =D)
And We Are Going To Make A Whole New World Again , So ...
frog commando destroyed the new world and we all died. the end. and...
(repeating repitition :P )
it smelled like turdberries and then..
menace13 died a horrible, horrible death. After being skinned alive and dumped in a bath full of extremely salty water. After enduring epic pain and then death,
frog commando saved menace13 and they destroyed the world and we all died (except me). the end. and...
then menace got banned from posting in this thread, and after that,
meow
>:( <== baned mooseberry, he spams more than any1 (i wish)
but
I will not be banned, because I spam in off topic topics such as these, which are only spam pits without me anyways, so realizing that...
mooseberry was banned anyways cuz he spams. the end. and...
that meant a new beginning in an alternate universe where belier13 was head moderator of the tremulous forums,
...and frog commando died and george the tyrant ate all the dretches, and bit all the humans' heads off
:tyrant: + :battlesuit: = :human:
but...
but then Bob the builder started building his base in the middle of the sahara desert.
On the first day he built the reactor.
On the second day he built the armoury.
On the third day he built the medistation.
On the fourth day he built the telenode.
On the fifth day he build the defence computer.
On the sixth day he built another telenode.
On the seventh day he got eated by a giant-sand worm.
After that,
the giant sand worm got turned into an adv. tyrant and it et his bases!
and it said "All my base belong to yours :3". Bob then
built another base in space without using a spacesuit, so he
popped like a balloon, and his brains floated away, and
got eaten by a bird that
also exploded from being in space without a spacesuit, so
Harry the Plant ate the bird, because during Harry's metamorphosis, he had grown into a mutated venus fly-trap, and then he...
died so that a new order of
expert stapler craftsmen began a new civilization the outskirts of the planet....
SMF, so that everyone could talk for free, the only problem was that
.. Fuka came and started Spoonspam, which goes:
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
and then..
got mauled repeatedly by a vicous granger. He was then skinned alive and dumped in a vat full of salt. Now open injuries and salt produced excrutiating pain to Fukacz for his illicit crime, and
Harry the Plant revived himself, so...
..as to die again..
hairy the plant started choking on staples from the expert stapler craftsmen
he then died and got revived bz a monkey in bill's car which he
stole so that he could
die again
then the Fuka from the CZ
who was actually a Pole and his full nick was Fukacz...
but Harry the Plant didn't agree, so..
he committed suicide because your face kept mentioning him so much
and he got revived by your face because he liked hairy so much...
because he was a hairy Harry the Plant...the last of his kind, but...
harry the plant had a tumor in the shape of a lemon growing on him so
he was so ashamed of it, that he commited a suicide (completely f*ckin dead! no more damn reviving! he doesn't want to be alive anymore!) but on the other side of the planet...
there lived a small moose named
Fucka teh CZian
his favorite color was
the same color as Harry the Plant, which was...
..really interesting, because..
he was spawn-camped constatly by the grim reaper, and
the grim reaper wanted more kills, so
he told his friend to decon the reac, and
Charon, his friend, deconned the reac. He built more spawns before that though, and now Grim Reaper was spawn-camping even more, and
then Harry the Plant decided to revive himself as a super-villain, which resulted in a....
car killing him
so Harry the Plant's son, Bobby the Plant rose to power in the...
acid pits of doom which killed him
And then McDonald's started making grangerburgers
but then McDonalds started getting spawn-camped by the malevolent G. Reaper, but
but than there was an epic battle between ronald mcdonald and the grim reaper
and Harry the Plant's son's son, Lunchbox the Peruvian Death Pepper. Then along came...
a face, which stoled everyone's faceseseseseseses from "Faces of Tremulous". Then
combined them all, giving birth to Lava Croft's face
which was consumed by Lunchbox the Peruvian Death Pepper, all in sad rememberance of Harry the Great, but...
than Richard the lionhearted came in
And slew Lunchbox the Peruvian Death Pepper, because Harry the Fathearted was ded'd at his stake, but then along came a...
bumpmapped rhino
that died, then...
was teabagged by a hungry hippo who
lived, then
got rabies and
died, then
Fuka said SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!, then
nazis showed up to kill everybody
but the holocaust was a lie invented by Fuka from Czech Repulic (aka CZ)
Unexpectedly, the bridge under which nitrox lives collapsed, crushing said cretin and making him quite unable to further participate in this thread.
After the fate of nitro, the....
doctor brought Nitrox back to life and then Fuka from CZ
moved to New Zealand where he opened a small store that sold
turquoise socks, almost exclusively
in remembrance of Harry the Plant, but then the socks began a...
attacking the owner, and ate him and ran off into the jungle and started mass-producing like rabbits. After that,
Nitrox made an account called Amtie (:
and than requested a name change to
Amt111
but Nitrox got raped (as in owned) and dumped in a vat of liquid fire, to burn and be tortured for eternity for stealing my name. Then Nitrox
said
hi
Big Bird,
"Why did Nitrox steal my name?"
while Fuka, the Pole will be back on Sunday, 25.05.08
Everyone cheered. And then
Fuka from CZ came back and everyone was said again
so he brought in a flag pole from cz and
it broke when he went under a bridge, so
he died, then
he had a baby named thurston
who grew up
and was called ThurstonCZ
and he drank lots of water because he...
is from the Czech Republic ..
and than ThurstonCZ met a large
Harry the Plant, whic promptly...
got killed by Thurston, because he was invincible, so
ThurstonCZ's father FukaCZ gave Thurston a punishment
that was to bury himself alive for eternity, and to take hairy the plant with him, so
ThurstonCZ, Son of FukaCZ, buried himself alive and
than was excavated 1000 years in the future to rule the country
but found himself in indonesia with a bunch of granger porn magazines on his rotten dead son's face which he has read will dying
he picked up the book and figure out that...
he was Czech Republic's President and had a communist army which he used to destroy Poland and ..
become THURSTONcz_pol
but then mooseberry realised he couldn't become a PL because Poland was destroyed
However, Fukacz decided to restore his motherland, Poland, using...
Thurston as his second in command
decided face should resurrect this thread from it's dreadful fate, and in return..
hax the forums so that every page has every image from icanhascheezburger.com and all of lava's cat pics
so the hoard of mice can
get eated by t3h catz0rz und...
den da' grang'rz from spaes caem adn den ated da' phat marradarz, but da' miec din sed, 'faes' psot iz gettin wird...'
so they moved to Madagascar where they met Thurston who
rezorected thirdstreetghetto
who abruptly died again, along with snb, then the...
thirdstreetghetto came up again
...and had a heart attack, meanwhile Le Compilateur...
resurrected thirdstreetghetto, snb's lover whilst your face ..
...got eated by t3h grang0rz, who were then...
killed by your face whilst nitrox died and
...went to limbo, meanwhile snb...
and thirdstreetghetto were killed by thurston to make way for a
...gigantic plague of rats, who rapidly devoured Le Compilateur's corpse (he died after t3h grang0rz gnawed his face off), only to realize...
since the limbo was declared non-existant by the vatican Nitrox resurrected and killed Le Compilateur
...who was already dead, and thus couldn't be killed, which made NiTRoX so confused that he accidentally...
fell in his face, which caused the..
ice cream man to
eat shit
that was not the shit he was selling because :basilisk:
face decided to stop posting in this crappy thread...
because he likes vamprah who....
likes :tesla:-spam while
eventually your face will be back ..
because he can't resist the spam...
song from Monty Python's Flying Circus and thinks that grangers are...
cute and cuddly and wants to...
rape them.
Kaleo ended the sentence because ...
he always has the last word on everything.
So does fuka.
Than moose said this is getting really lame because
he used incorrect grammar and said "Than" not "Then".
and feeling very sad he decided to kill all luci spammers on atcs, and
they died, then
some humans started camping and bought more lucis, and started spamming again, so...
they died again too, then
face got whooped by me because
(http://www.rivalryrags.com/system/design/image/35/o_u_suck.jpg)
so he decided to move to Madagascar where he
lived on a fat horse, which in turn ate...
...Le Compilateur, who promptly...
sued the government of Madagascar for the offense of
killing the eggpuff, then the...