Story Time (Again)

[player1]

the Clones were cool, 'cuz they went to the Transit Station, which was destroyed, but their transfers were still valid so

[hitchen1]

they went and had a party which....

[player1]

got out of hand pretty quick, 'cuz they had virtual forties from Deus Ex

[Kaleo]

they ended up being hugged to death

[player1]

screaming "I love me, man!" (cuz they all look alike)

[Taiyo.uk]

Some survived because they found each other fugly (after noticing that their ears look the same from front and behind). They built themselves a base and

[Revan]

the leetest of all leets came and deconned it allowing the goons to...

(and by leet I mean idiot)

[your face]

barf in the refrigerator, which caused the

[Kaleo]

plasma generators to overload and meltdown, killing everyone instantly... Only Survivor remained... hence his name.

[thirdstreettito]

was not Survivor but Legend because...

[sSopris]

his parents had a sense of humor and named him the opposite of what he is due to the fact...

[blood2.0]

they needed to hang there brand new tv on something

[player1]

so they bought a cactus

[sSopris]

but one of their visiting relatives tripped and his face landed on it

[+ OPTIMUS +]

but one of their visiting relatives tripped and his face landed on it-

-alian Tremulous servers where the lag...

[your face]

became a monstrous toilet of lava...

[Overdose]

. The lava was then promoted to moderator on the Tremulous forums....

[thirdstreettito]

because he probably owns LavaSoft therefore he

[blood2.0]

decided to drill for oil in is backyard, but instead he found...

[mooseberry]

a blood diamond which he tried to sell to arachnid but

[+ OPTIMUS +]

... it uncreated itself and made fps lag, and the stage 2 doors opened ...

[thirdstreettito]

resulting in a cataclysmic crash they we now today call Y2K because...

[mooseberry]

of something involving lemons and

[thirdstreettito]

lime which then later resulted in subliminal advertising on Sprite commercials but...

[Overdose]

no one bought the Sprite due to a lack of correct grammar and punctuation. After their commercials failed...

[mooseberry]

they turned to blood2.0 to write their commercials for them which resulted in

[+ OPTIMUS +]

the production of basilisk gas. Therefore the train was full of dizzy people when it arrived to Transit...

[blood2.0]

so they never got off the train and got owned by a pythons that had been hiding in the seats.

[mooseberry]

so they called in the pain saw n00bs and

[blood2.0]

who made the happy python even happier by giving them a afternoon snack