Story Time (Again)

[mooseberry]

but the thing is pythons swallow so the n00bs started pain sawing them from the inside out so

[blood2.0]

the remaining Noobs sold the python goo to Chinese McDonald's which gave the Chinese people rabiespast it on to the toys they made

[mooseberry]

little trains that they sold to Karith so

[blood2.0]

and caused the great potato famine of the 1900's

[mooseberry]

because of some strange time warp, and now because of not having potatoes, the Marines were forced to buy food from little school cafeterias which gave them strange powers that let them

[blood2.0]

talk like a grangers and see through glass which if you didn't know it current marines can't do

[your face]

because of their goonish nature...

[sSopris]

so they have to break the glass but it gives them owies

[your face]

so off they go to buy some band-aids which will help them to...

[thirdstreettito]

heal what is left of the python back to health to restore justice in...

[your face]

the chubby way so the

[mooseberry]

moose ate them and

[your face]

barfed all over the

[thirdstreettito]

arachnid grate so that rants cant get to it but he didnt realize that a skilled rant can get up there so at that point player1 decided to...

[mooseberry]

eat pie, but

[thirdstreettito]

pie said gtfo pl0x because player1 ...

[+ OPTIMUS +]

... is trying to set up a Guinness world record in ...

[thirdstreettito]

spitting peas out of his nose because...

[Glunnator]

...he wanted to.

Then, Glunnator returned from the stasis chambers and spake thusly:
"What happened to the OLD stories thread?"

[Kaleo]

And the Great Lord Kaleo replied;
"Yeah... WTF? Mebbe this is better than necroing though..."

[thirdstreettito]

Then as The All Powerful thirdstreettito has once before said;
"Necroing is not the way to go my young follower..."

[player1]

"Soon," the All-Powerless thirdstreettito continued, "my negatively charged karmic potential will outweigh all of the positive karma on this entire board; nay, 'twill be greater than all of the goodness in all of Tremulousland put together! Truly will I have earned the name, Tito: The Oft-Smitten. Even so," he went on, cackling an evil snicker at his own nefarious scheme...

[Kaleo]

Then as The All Powerful thirdstreettito has once before said;
"Necroing is not the way to go my young follower..."

And Kaleo Spake Thus;
"sif i'd follow you, noob..."

[mooseberry]

than Timbo would have

[Menace13]

brought to life a new tremulous team and...

[your face]

and eat at KrispyKreme to get...

[Despairation]

a doughnut, but...

[snb]

the thred died so a new story was made there once was a kid named thirdstreetghetto who...

[Menace13]

necroed the previously posted story

[snb]

Menace said in irrelevency and now back to thirdstreetghetto who...