You know what i think is missing from Tremulous:
A toaster oven rifle. Not only would this make toast, but it would shoot crumbs at the aliens. The crumbs wouldn't do anything at first, but over time, they would start to mold. The mold would grow into a thick carpet of pennecillium, to which some of the aliens will be allergic. The alergic aliens will have to develop alternatives, and through developing alternatives, would start their own drug company. They would buy out the corp that makes the meditech behind the humans infastructure, and then mark its price up crazy ass high. In response to this, humans would start issuing more credits per alien kill, but this will cause inflation, which will cause the human economy to crash. So the humans will go on strike, and boycott fighting the aliens. And the aliens will feel sad, so they will call in pinkertons to fight the strikers. There would be a huge war, and then the humans and pinkertons would realize they were fighiting the aliens, so they would go to Best Buy and pick up a microwave oven to disrupt the alien's TV shows. But it wont work, because the aliens have cable, so they instead use it to make hot coffee, which they will drink to make them wake up. But they will become addicted to caffine, and that addiction will cause them to buy more microwaves. They would buy so many microwaves they would create a giant black hole from all the energy in one place, and that black hole would collapse and explode, and the explosion would send many toenails into our universe. The toenails would then form their own country, and move off into the distance, to never be bothered again. But the extradimensional beans would come into play, who want their toes, nails and all, back. So they would send a halmark greeting card asking for payment. But due to the human recession, no payment would be possible. So the beans (string or green, they dont see the difference) would buy headphones, to listen to the humans communications. The headphones wouldn't fit, and give them headaches, which would split their head open. Their brains would spill out, and be eaten by penguins. The penguins would be fat, so they would buy WiiFits, and the wii would spread like a virus, no one really playing it after 2 months. So the pharmo-aliens would invent a wiivacine, but it would only be effective 20 percent of the time.
Moral of the story: Dont brush your teeth while talking to your uncle's brothers cat on the phone.
