LOL Look what I found on Craigslist

[Evlesoa]

This isn't a troll, more of a discussion of how "messed up" people are that post there.

Original: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/1004686797.html

IF it's gone, here's what a girl looking for a guy wrote (BTW i think she's nuts?):

ever been addicted to heroin?
currently strung out?
thinking about trying heroin in the near future?

if you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, consider dating me!

what's so special about me?

i'll take care of you, for starters. i'll clean the puke out of your hair and my clothes and furniture, drag you into the shower when you're in danger of overdosing, and enable you by letting you steal my various belongings. on top of that, i'll never expect you to have sex with me, but if for some absurd reason, you're horny, i'll fuck you until you're unconscious.

me: easily bored and seek out high risk behavior, so our short term relationship will be perfect since you'll end up dead, in prison, or breaking my heart in no time.

you: never go out except to score so i can basically do whatever the fuck i want. when i come home late, you'll freak out and we'll argue till dawn when we'll both pass out from crying hysterically.

bonus points for artists, musicians, writers, and Tarkovsky fans.

[Hendrich]

This is a troll, more of a discussion of how "messed up" I am posting here.

[Evlesoa]

This is a troll, more of a discussion of how "messed up" I am posting here.

... Lol. Real funny Hendrich, real funny. I mean cute.

Are you the "successor" of Player 1 then?

So post something on-topic before i cock-slap my monitor!

[Hendrich]

No, I just wanted to have some fun.

And yes, if the author was a she, shes either joking or crazy.

[Sap]

Makes me wonder what were you doing in that section of Craigslist    .

[Urcscumug]

Shopping for rare Tarkovsky footage obviously.

[Paradox]

This pwns all of yours.

[Archangel]

wrong. this pwns all.