Suggesting "The Evlesoa Amendments." (To compliment 4b)

[Kaine]

P.S. I think my IP changed (don't ask me, I can't change it, not on the network I'm wired to at home), because I'm unbanned now o_O

16) i'm back!
     16c) ...o btw I'm evading that one ban u gave me.

P.S.S.S. I bet 10 bucks I'll be banned again for whatever reason within 2 days or less. Probably because I'm an attention whore.

16) i'm back!
     16d) ...and i still flaunt my insecurities!!1!!!

Honorable Mentions to: FucksFlash0r as my big hero... Me wanna be like flux. Flux 1337. Me not 1337. Me sucky sucky 10 dolla. Me love u long time baby

13) bin impersonated - ban pl0x
     13b) herez a shoutout to my gud buddy <Insert name of the unfortunate bastard here>

P.S.S. I know ur jealous. I'm so sexy, u not sexy. But me not 1337 =[

that one emote abuser guy
     8a) me speak only fractured inglish and 1337

My latest pic!

<Insert lameass picture here>

7) lolcat spam, fail-crap, and fuzzy things
     7a) check out my senior photo guyz *hyuck hyuck*

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Aaaaand my personal favorite, in a seperate catagory altogether (Not an official "Evlesoa Amendment):

19) hey u shud add this to yer "uMiteBnew" thread

[Kaleo]

I +1.

Get editing, P1.

[player1]

fasking rofl'd (<3 #19)

Unfortunately, it's been locked. Someone will have to start a new one or continue it here.

I thought of just starting The Ultimate Number Three Thread to End All Number Three Threads, so he could have a place to post all of his "hey guyz, look: teh intarwebz" threads, but I'm not sure that he would even realize what it was there for.

[Kaine]

Might we just petition to get your old thread unlocked?  God knows enough people referrence it... why the hell would anyone lock something like that in the first place?

[Kaleo]

It is unlocked as far as I can see.

[your face]

Someone unlocked it before the mob of angry forum-goers found out.

[mooseberry]

It is unlocked as far as I can see.

No, it's locked try harder.   It's just that now, locked threads say reply, just when you click it it tells you then that it is locked.

[your face]

Oh, well, HERE COMES THE MOB. 

I DEMAND AN UNLOCK. 

NAO.

Petition here.

[Yarou]

ROFL

[player1]

ROFL

ditto

[your face]

Was that a mean laff or an I agree laff.

[Kaine]

I'm with "Your Face"...  Let's start a riot.

[your face]

How 2 start riot

[Kaine]

Step #1) Follow the link.

Step #2) Headbang furiously until you're so dizzy that your judgement is sufficiently impaired.

Step #3) Create incendiaries -preferrably molotov cocktails-, grab a megaphone, and pick a streetcorner.

Step #4) Rile the natives.  Hand out bats, molotovs, and trash bags.

Step #5) Run for your motherfucking life.

Step #6) Grab a beer, the remote, lean back in your La-Z-Boy, and watch the drama unfold.

[Kaleo]

It also appears there is some shitty emo band called Riot. Let's distance ourselves.

Also @Headbanging: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmo4mX5QBQ

[Kaine]

Oh, btw... Margret Thatcher's a bitch.

[player1]

I'm with "Your Face"...  Let's start a riot.

Riot, hell. Let's start a war.

And Riot was also the name of a hard rock/proto-metal band who did a great song called "Swords and Tequila" among other fine tracks.

@headbanging: Viking Skull, muthafuckaz!

[Hendrich]

After a good ol' game of Trem I got bored yesterday, so for the hell of it I searched up Evlesoa's name to see if he also slandered his destruction in other parts of the internet. I had 3 hours 'till work and I was, bored, but out of 1/1000000 chance I came upon this site.
Found out the link was to a cheating site, my apologies.

Well, I'll just copy and paste this here, maybe a new rule can hopefully form out of this fail:

I need a hack for this, il even offer my lvl 50 conquer online account ^^ w00t, so if you will...

Website - Tremulous.net

Game is OpenGL, freeware, and it is similar to quake 3. Its got servers, just like quake 3... So any hack will do, like either a Ghost Hack (Cant be hit, can go thru walls), or a super attack speed hack. Ive been trying to CE it up, but its not workin :\ its exactly like Q3, since it runs off the engine, and most commands are same... An Aimbot will also work. There are 2 races, alien, and human. I mostly play the alien, but also Humans... Thanks a lot ^^

K I cant find edit button, I forgot to mention. There is no Vac or any protection. You can set windowed in options.

The replies were sent to flame Evlesoa. Evle, I just lost all respect for you, please tell me that this is a different Evlesoa who plays the exact game and replies un-intelligently the same way.....

[Archangel]

probably somebody trying to frame him, iirc Nux[F]lame was also framed in some sort of aimbot thing.

[Kaine]

No way dudes, you both have it all wrong... It was Evlesoa's (step)brother all along!

[mooseberry]

No way dudes, you both have it all wrong... It was Evlesoa's (step)brother all along!

You have way to much time. 

[St. Anger]

That shit's old Hendrich, gg.

[Shadowgandor]

Live and let live I say >.>

[player1]

iirc, u have never play'd w/ dude that much
i admire teh whole "LaLL"
but in this case
it means
hack and let hack
spam and let spam
flame and let flame
grief and let grief
attention-whore & let attention-whore
server-crash & let server-crash
decon & let decon
alias-whore and impersonate & spambind-crash and let...
admin-hack & GUID-swipe and brag about it and let...
TK and bot and spamvertise and rage-rant and self-psychoanalyze and sock-puppet and multi-personas in screemo screed-threads and let...
blame it on an imaginary little brother and let blame...
oh wait
that's trem
OK ur rite...

carry on

[Survivor]

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