Author Topic: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!  (Read 6476 times)

Redsky

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Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« on: March 17, 2009, 12:19:18 am »
Since the beginning of time there were people inventing their own "mods", wanting others to make all the job for them*. Moreover they would "let" other to do the job on "their" mod.
Throughout the time there were many flamewars and trolling and elite pawning of forum noobs, great hero's of this forum - some of them lost their life or their intrest, stopped continuous waves of inventors. And maybe some of them are on this forum no more there are new generations growing who will take their part in final battles.

But whatever... that wasn't point of this thread to tell story of this forum. I want to announce to everyone who want to genially let others do "their" mod i say this:

if you want i can do your mod!
Pay me only 1999,99$ and i will learn anything that is to learn about coding, modeling, soundmaking, animation, shaders, whatever is needed to make it come true.
(mod ready in a year!)

as simple as that->you give me money i give you your mod... and i wont care if i won't be in the credits: just give me the money...
if you don't want to make it yourself nor pay me to do it, well, I guess you don't really care that much afterall - so do you have the balls?? :) :)

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*i was considered  to be one when i came here - however i was not... i wasn't ever saying about implementation... i was just daydrieamin' and i wanted to find if there are other people, who will keep a constructive dialog with me, you just can't imagine how fast i was brought back to earth surface by lameness-guardians.
(here is place for a tribute for player1: live long player one!<-he will know what i mean :angel:)
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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2009, 12:25:01 am »
199,999 dollars? wat
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Redsky

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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2009, 12:50:58 am »
199,999 dollars? wat
you wana pay? i just wanted 2k(2000) but if you want to give me 200k than np. i'm going to start right away -just money first at least 50% :P
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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2009, 01:20:27 am »
<3 Redsky
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< kevlarman> zakk is getting his patches from shady frenchmen on irc
< kevlarman> this can't be a good sign :P


Hendrich

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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2009, 04:11:38 am »
I have about 16,000 credits to spare, which should be enough to pay you in dollars.  Heres what I want done:

I want a single player mod. In the beginning, the main character (Jack-off Walt Disney) hangs himself in a asylum because he had one too many bears while being butthurt about his past. Then skip back six years in the past and you see him as a detective who looked like he stoned himself one too many times. He goes inside a house where a bunch of emos want to shine his stick, but they all die from being shot by rednecks. Inside the house is a secret laboratory where the emos test their homosexuality by cutting themselves open and seeing if they developed the "gay organ". He finds a green stone by killing a emo because Jack-off was jealous of the emo's lack of a genital, then he shoves the green stone in a ass machine which crates a giant noob pl0x from the past and noob pl0x decides to give Jack-off a concussion.

Jack-off wakes up 6 years later only to find out he was asleep for the whole time. Since hes a detective, he decides to take a case where some redneck named Buttham was arrested for trying to steal then rape the vegetables in his own grocery store in some retarded town. When Jack-off arrives everybody in the town hates him because hes American (The people who made 9/11, duh) and pretends they never heard of Buttham. Jack-off later finds out everybody in the town was Jewish people who love Linux and they're fish people (Only fish people use Linux, double duh), so he busts Buttham out of jail and escapes the retarded town only to get owned by a giant fish creature who also happens to use linux also, so Jack-off and Buttham goes to a refinery to summon noob-pl0x and kick his ass.

Noob-pl0x comes out of the closet and says he uses Linux, so he too is a fish man. He owns Buttham and teleports Jack-off in a world and Jack-off kicks his ass with a P-saw. Jack-off later needs to pull a sliding pillar gem to escape the world he is in but cannot because I want you to make a glitch where the pillar gem does not work.

I want the game to have bugs, crappy textures but high poly counts with the pre-alpha version of the Havok Physics engine. Make sure it can run on my shitty PC at 666 FPS and have no multiplayer component. I also want you to kidnap Demoloution and force him to play the game in Nightmare mode six times so I can scar his memories of a similar game for life.

I also want it open source so idiots can rip off my original and awesome ideas and port it to Xreal, but I don't want you credited because I hate cookies.
I made it small and yellow because it reminds me of my friend. Obviously you of all people can see the genius of this idea, so make it snappy or else the baby Granger gets it.       

Amanieu

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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2009, 04:31:15 am »
scary shit
You scare me... really...
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Bissig

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Re: Get your mod done - only 1999,99$ !!!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2009, 06:42:31 am »
Lulz, awesome random story in an already funny thread.