Allow me to explain to you, my dear fellow, as to why I am pouring valuable amounts of this duration of awareness that we call 'time' into compiling a collection of universal resource locators into a single page encoded as on-off pulses of electricity at variable intervals on a platter rotating at high-speed within a metal coffin that is well ventilated and located within an even larger metal coffin which is currently exposed to the elements.
I am afraid that it may slip past your comprehension as to why I would want to compile the links on my own site instead of on a large, highly-scalable edition of multiplayer notepad, but I shall do my best to reduce my terms to short and understandable concatenation of single-dimensional arrays of characters that are strung together with a single ASCII 32 and occasionally terminated with such character such as ?, !, ,, ., !!11oneoneone, ;, and :. I do hope you appreciate that this is a very monumental task, and it may very well be that the final result is still hopelessly incomprehensible to the average layman such as yourself. Nonetheless, I shall proceed.
Because it's my website, and it's my ego, and it's my time, and I can fill it, reinforce it, and waste it, respectively because they are mine.
I do hope that that sentence was within the grasp of your mindset. If not, then I probably shouldn't be listening to you anyways.
