Author Topic: The Sea Men Syndicate  (Read 112479 times)

Dracone

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #120 on: August 02, 2009, 01:15:08 am »
THINGS were done to him when he was found (by Iabz), but these THINGS will not be discussed.
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #121 on: August 02, 2009, 01:17:06 am »
I EJACULATED MY BALLS BRO.
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #122 on: August 02, 2009, 10:40:35 pm »
Ok well...You know what's the difference between a prostitute and Briann Dracone's prostat? None, they both get in contact with cocks during the night.

You know what's the difference between Brian Dracone and Dragula? I don't need to pay Brian Dracone.

What's the difference between my dog and AppleJuice? My dog hates it when the Dog Collar is too tight.

You know what's the difference between Yarou and an obvious homosexual? Me neither.

Man I all wrote these on the fly while high.  :-D
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #123 on: August 02, 2009, 11:06:29 pm »
Man I all wrote these on the fly while high.  :-D

Bullshit. You clearly wrote these in advance. There's no way you could crank out this shit without some thought. Hilarious though, nice work!
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #124 on: August 02, 2009, 11:21:12 pm »
Yeah, now I remember one joke that I've heard somewhere. And maybe the rest are some old jokes that I've heard but forgotten and that they came back during my trip, but the point is,
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #125 on: August 03, 2009, 01:40:37 am »
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AppleJuice

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #126 on: August 03, 2009, 08:33:42 pm »
men is now our ship's mast. We use him to scare away the homophobes.
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #127 on: August 03, 2009, 09:00:10 pm »
you scared sbahra back into action? gratz.

bleach

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #128 on: August 03, 2009, 10:30:14 pm »
Told you it was men...

AppleJuice

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #129 on: August 03, 2009, 10:56:07 pm »
Actually, whoever was aliasing as men on your server wasn't the real men. He just re-installed, and couldn't move due to a strange problem with his binds.
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bleach

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #130 on: August 03, 2009, 11:18:36 pm »
Then coincidence it was!!!!

AppleJuice

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2009, 02:44:05 pm »
Update:

We are currently accepting scrim challenges (we have been for the past week or two), so we do in fact scrim. However, we still maintain that if you camp or crouch excessively, we will promptly leave the scrim. So far, Asylum and PmW have been great! Good scrims.

Regardless, we will still only scrim when we want to, and we will most likely stop scrimming or scrim much less often after September (inactivity).
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Grape

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #132 on: August 05, 2009, 04:42:21 pm »
Hey,

Everyone has his or her own personal preference. Most of us *personally* do not want to scrim anymore - we've scrimmed way too much in Zubs, NT, {V}, etc...
We're not being annoying. We're not forcing you to stop scrimming. If you have fun doing it...great! We don't. +1 to everything Ozzy said. Whether or not you'd like to admit it, that is what every scrim I have seen for the past month has involved...crouching, running back to base, fighting ONLY in teams, camping at times, etc. If that's what you enjoy, so be it. We aren't saying that's objectively bad. We just don't enjoy doing that, and so we won't do that. We'll do what we enjoy, which is having fun, competitive public matches, usually on the AA server. It's not as bad as you say it is, actually. There are plenty of decent players out there now, and if you play with a couple of your clan members, using teamwork in pub matches is very easy. Even if you can't use teamwork in public matches (happens)...I really enjoy winning public games by myself, especially when my team is utter garbage.

Btw, I usually don't ignore sock puppet accounts because I find most of them humorous, but...you guys aren't even close to n00b pl0x. :/ Go away, thanks.

@Everyone else: Thanks for the support!

AppleJuice

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #133 on: August 05, 2009, 05:20:53 pm »
Ya I still don't want to fight noob campers/crouchers like u

btw PmW beat you so

PmW > xenocide

gg
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #135 on: August 05, 2009, 05:26:35 pm »
lol
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #136 on: August 05, 2009, 11:26:00 pm »
Well that's what happens when no one plays on our pub server, we get bored  :'(

+1 to ^s and {$} doing well in these scrims. This clan has been successful in making our own fun amongst ourselves in a seemingly dried up cause (scrims).
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bleach

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #137 on: August 06, 2009, 12:42:43 am »
I have to admit, that was a very fun scrim as opposed to OPP.

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #138 on: August 06, 2009, 04:35:40 am »
I like doing those big pick up games on the & server too.
I almost prefer those kind of games to regular scrims.

DraZiLoX

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #139 on: August 06, 2009, 10:25:10 am »
Amine where ur pants?

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #140 on: August 06, 2009, 01:15:09 pm »
i had fun subbing in a 5v5 lagged. seemed a WHOLE lot more balanced than typical unlagged scrims.

IabzO.o

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #141 on: August 07, 2009, 01:14:08 am »
I've waited so long for your comeback apple, I'm really tired now. I'm willing to do the shoop if you want me to...Just tell me what to do.  :-\
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AppleJuice

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #142 on: August 16, 2009, 05:33:26 am »
Kriegsgott was found floating in the sea, covered with a strange, white substance. Iabz licked his lips.

We saved him.
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Helix.

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #143 on: August 16, 2009, 06:49:38 am »
Kriegsgott was found floating in the sea, covered with a strange, white substance. Iabz licked his lips.

We saved him.

This clan is fucking amazing now.


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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #144 on: August 17, 2009, 03:38:57 am »
Are there anymore gay sailor pictures left?
-If you think its a joke, it's like thinking that kicking a dog/shooting someone innocent in the leg is funny.
Meisseli is a dump face ... Telling that gpp have no cheat is like tell that Meisseli mother dont suck cock !!!!

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Helix.

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #146 on: August 17, 2009, 05:07:12 am »
ncie


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KamikOzzy

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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #147 on: August 17, 2009, 06:56:41 am »
Fucking LOL in b4 kevlarman
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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #148 on: August 17, 2009, 08:09:03 am »
Fucking LOL in b4 kevlarman

I was about to say the say thing... >.>


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Re: The Sea Men Syndicate
« Reply #149 on: August 17, 2009, 05:17:28 pm »
The clan section of these forums are filled with so much crap now that it's possible that the mods don't even bother dealing with it anymore.