Nuisance Aliens

[twigstik97]

Tremulous  Aliens Hangin' Out
Inspired by this story:

http://tremulous.net/forum/index.php?topic=11703.msg174583#msg174583
^^FUNNY^^

Now on to the story...

Granger : HOOMANZ IN BASE!!!!

Dretch : OMG...i rape dem

Marauder : Haha, lolz....funny..

Dretch: What?

Marauder: you may give birth to human..lolz.....imagine hoomandretch ...

Dretch: I meant as in kill dem....noob...

Marauder: *swipes at dretch*

Dretch: HAHAHA, friendly fire is off noob.....omg..so funny..you crack me up....

Granger: GUYS!!! HOOMANZ IN BASE!!!

Dretch, Marauder: STFU!!!!

Granger *skittles away*

Dragoon : *pounces from ceiling* ____ing humans are raping the overmind!!!! literally!!!!

Dretch: >_>

Marauder:

Dragoon: oh, F___ you guys, i'll go save da overmind.....and then my mommy be proud of meh!!!

Dretch, Marauder: *whispers* noob.....

Dragoon: WHO THE F___ SAID THAT

Dretch: uh...

Marauder: The tyrant did!

Tyrant  : huh?

Dragoon: You wanna go me tyrant? huh!? YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!!!!!

Tyrant: hehe....

DRAGOON WAS MAULED BY TEAMMATE: TYRANT

Tyrant: owned...noob.....

Dretch: hehe...yeh....lets go rape dem humans....

Marauder: HAHA--

Tyrant: *pushes marauder into gap*

MARAUDER WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE

PM: Marauder>Tyrant: your gonna get owned...noobish ___hole!

Tyrant: lol...

Dretch: what?

Tyrant: never mind

THE OVERMIND IS DYING

Granger: actually...noes...we not loses....i make new overmind!!!!

Tyrant: OMG, YOUR NOT USELESS!!!!!

Dretch: i'll go find another place to put overmind...you two wait here....

DRETCH FELT THE FALLOUT OF HUMAN#2's LUCIFIER CANNON

Dretch: omg, no spawns!! they killed da eggs!!! damn.....

Dretch: !specme

Marauder: !specme

Granger: ah stuffz it, I'll just build overmind here, under stairs.

Tyrant: hm...

40mins later....

Human#1: where the f__k is the overmind!!!

Human#2: I don't know!!!!

Human#3: hm...lets just end this...

Human#3: /callvote draw

Console: 'callvote draw by Human#3' [Y:1  N:0]

Granger: *f2*

Tyrant: *f2*

Dragoon: *f2*

Dretch: ah well....am dead...i might as well....*f2*

Marauder: lol, noobs, I wanna see the humans own tyrant... *f1*

Human#1 all the way to Human#666: *f1*

Tyrant: Aw f__k...

GAME ENDED IN DRAW

[twigstik97]

Thanks cosmonaut!
You gave me the inspiration and basilisk gas that i needed to make this!

[Baconizer]

@Cosmonaut: Please delete your story before any more demon spawn emerges from it.

[your face]

100% sure those would be on an x sever

[twigstik97]

>.>

[Pazuzu]

Thanks cosmonaut!
You gave me the inspiration and basilisk gas that i needed to make this!

You realize basilisk gas isn't supposed to be used as a hallucinogen, right?

[twigstik97]

aw....
Well that ruins the whole point of hunting lisks and selling thier gas on the black market....heh...

[Chomps123]

The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4

[Baconizer]

The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4

lolwut

[Sea Of Eternity]

The end match as draw vote accually faild with y=3 n=4

Human#1 all the way to Human#666: *f1*

[Minimum]

1: Lrn2Spell
2: Lrn2funny
3: Lrn2original.

[twigstik97]

lol

[Darian]

OMFG this is hilarious!

[GLAMEOW]

i had some good lulz with this story GJ!

[Cosmonaut]

I didn't see this before. I gotta admit, it did make me giggle a bit because of the leetspeak and them whispering noob. It reminds me of a similar scenario.

There are a few minor flaws such as friendly fire off and tyrant able to teamkill him, and some of it was a little too heavy into leetspeak and not enough clever dialogue. try taking scenarios that you have experienced in the game, and use that as your story.