FMyGamingLife

[MitSugna]

Here goes funny stories about games. We follow the format of FMyLife;
Today, [BLA BLA BLA]. FMGL.
I start it with the following one.

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Today, I was playing a one vs one game, and owning. Suddenly, I was kicked for no reason. It turns out I was playing against an admin. FMGL

[amz181]

to tell you the truth i dont want to f my life. I like my life.

[frazzler]

I was fortunate enough to learn in my very first game that people don't like floor trappers. Or hives. Or me building anything at all.

[Kaine]

Today, I was playing a one vs one game with MitSugna, and getting owned. Suddenly, I decided to kick him for no reason. It turns out I was playing with a whiny bitch who posts his misfortunes for the world to see on Trem.net.  Fuck my gaming life.

[Plague Bringer]

Today, I was playing a one vs one game with MitSugna, and getting owned. Suddenly, I decided to kick him for no reason. It turns out I was playing with a whiny bitch who posts his misfortunes for the world to see on Trem.net.  Fuck my gaming life.

Checkmate.

[MitSugna]

Kaine and Plague Bringer, I don't know who to blame; maybe your parents, your brothers/sisters or your bullies . But it is none of my business. If you didn't notice, it was just a generic example. It actually did not happen. The thing is you are trying to turn this into an internet fight and "The Game".

[player1]

1) procure magic 8-ball
2) tear out d20
3) grind off letturz
4) copy the following phrases on the back of fortune cookie fortunes (the blank side)
5) carefully (carefully!) paste one advisory to each face of the twenty-sided die
6) put d20 back in magic 8-ball
7) fill with clear liquid, preferably malt beverage
give it a good shake and hope for wisdom, fate, karma, kismet, second sight or true enlightenment

Code: [Select]

:) ofc
;) kewl
:D l33t
;D y not?
:P prolly
8) yarly
8] no prob
::) owat?
:-* <3
'-' imma sure
>.< oic
:| mhm
:\ hrm
:X idk
o.0 orly?
:( onoz!
:'( haXX!
:< !kick
:o !ban
:d ded

10 of the possible answers are affirmative (●), 5 are negative (●), and 5 are non-committal (●). Using the Coupon collector's problem in probability theory, it can be shown that it takes an average of 72 questions of the Magic d20 for all 20 of its answers to appear at least once.

[Grape]

my gaming life IS my life so would i say FML?

[Knowitall66]

Playing TF2 (Awaits Epic Flaming) as Engie, team mate says on mic something about sentry on right. I misinterpreted this thinking he wanted me to set up a sentry on the right of the final cap. In actual fact he was referring to an enemy sentry which quickly dispatched me. "I did warn you" responded the guy on his mic. FMGL

[frazzler]

While playing L4D (left 4 Dead), I joined a versus game. I joined the humans. It was No Mercy, the Finale. The whole team was on full health heading to the helicopter to finish another easy game. On the way up the ramp, a smoker pulls Francis off, Zoey (the idiot), goes to save him. On the way there, she is pounced by a hunter. Me and Bill sprint for the helicopter. Bill gets smacked to fucking next-week by the Tank and I jump for the helicopter. By this point, Francis is already dead and the smoker's got it's eyes on me. In MID-FUCKING-AIR as I get into the helicopter, I get caught by the smoker and dragged off. The entire time is rofling at what just happened. FMGL.

[your face]

Today, while playing Tremulous, I used a lucifer cannon against a granger.  When the granger made a painful sounding gerauwr, I stopped shooting it, and let it escape.  I felt as though I had done a kind deed.  FMGL

[CreatureofHell]

Today, while playing Tremulous, I used a lucifer cannon against a granger.  When the granger made a painful sounding gerauwr, I stopped shooting it, and let it escape.  I felt as though I had done a kind deed.  FMGL

rofl 

[Overdose]

Today while playing WoW, I realized that I had been playing for 5 hours straight. I then came to the conclusion that I have no life. FMNEL.

Fuck My Non-Existent Life.

[Colynn']

Today, I played Tremulous. FMGL

[Helix.]

Today, I played Tremulous. FMGL

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