for the lulz

[fail]

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


And along came a good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you three more chances.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


Along came the good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you two more chances.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


And along came a good fairy angel and she said:

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I'll give you one more chance.

And if you're not good,

I'll turn you into a goon!"

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo,

Hopping through the forest.

Scooping up the field mice,

And bopping them on the head.


I gave you three chances to be good,

And you didn't behave.

And now, I'm going to turn you into a goon!"

POOF

The moral of this story is:

"Hare today, goon tomorrow" 

[CreatureofHell]

I just wasted a few minutes of my life reading that 

[Demolution]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhDZN0RFjw

[mooseberry]

Actually, aside from the offputting huge brick of text, insane caps lock spam, grammar issues, and the fact that Tremulous grenades take  5 seconds to explode, it was interesting. Entertaining in a spammy way.

[Hendrich]

Your story touched my heart and many of the writers here. We truly are gratified to have such a privilege to embrace the unified string of events crafted by expertize such as yours. Your story was riveting, heart-warming and had such a level of intelligence I had never seen in this forum, let alone the internet. You have deeply expressed the dark side of Tremulous and showed us innocent characters, thrusted into a world with little meaning or expectations. The fact that they are forced to either learn to survive quickly or die snaps the cord of our reality and parallels our lives, we can only hope our morality would never go as shallow as this. But alas, in the end, they die in battle. No parades, no recognition, Gone. You have shown us how easy life can become insignificant to everyone else, you sir, have set the bar.

Please, take this as a sign of my appreciation and as a interpretation of how much I love this written short. Words cannot describe my feelings. Excellent work.

[Kit]

 

dragoon doesn't like you.

[Conzul]

That was so stupid and so minimalist that I actually couldn't stop laughing! Messed UP!

[mooseberry]

Too bad, it used to be good.

[Crava_Loft]

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