Here is Dragoon:

Dragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.
Reason 1: Dragoon is a perenial teamkiller, particularly of friend basi. Friend basi rarely shows himself when he is needed, so he especially doesn't need the added problem of being killed by goon. Goon is more dangerous to friend basi than a lone hummy. Goon does not care about friend basi, and tries to steal basi's kills and chomps friend basi. Hummies ahead, goons behind, where will friend basi go?
Reason 2: Dragoon is a ruffian. He takes up space in hall, and then whines when we block him. Dragoon chomps us to get away, and dies anyway, and now we die too.
Reason 3: Dragoon lets himself get killed, which is worse since he is overvalued like the rest of the aliens. This means poor dretch proles will have to work even harder, and still not get any evos. The poor will get poorer and the hummies will get richer.
Stay away from goon if you are alien, and if you cannot convert him to friend mara, keep off. If you are hummy and see goon, please shake your head back and forth to dissapprove to goon, show him that you care about his egocentric misery, and put him out of it.
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