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Why Dragoon isn't Friend Goon

Started by Conzul, July 01, 2010, 05:38:52 AM

Conzul

Here is Dragoon:



Dragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.

Reason 1: Dragoon is a perenial teamkiller, particularly of friend basi. Friend basi rarely shows himself when he is needed, so he especially doesn't need the added problem of being killed by goon. Goon is more dangerous to friend basi than a lone hummy. Goon does not care about friend basi, and tries to steal basi's kills and chomps friend basi. Hummies ahead, goons behind, where will friend basi go?

Reason 2: Dragoon is a ruffian. He takes up space in hall, and then whines when we block him. Dragoon chomps us to get away, and dies anyway, and now we die too.

Reason 3: Dragoon lets himself get killed, which is worse since he is overvalued like the rest of the aliens. This means poor dretch proles will have to work even harder, and still not get any evos. The poor will get poorer and the hummies will get richer.

Stay away from goon if you are alien, and if you cannot convert him to friend mara, keep off. If you are hummy and see goon, please shake your head back and forth to dissapprove to goon, show him that you care about his egocentric misery, and put him out of it.

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Demolution


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Quote from: swamp-cecil on October 05, 2010, 09:04:04 PM
my brain > your brain.
and i am VERY stupid.

Redman

QuoteDragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.

What about spectators?

Conzul

Quote from: Redman on July 01, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
QuoteDragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.

What about spectators?

Yes, even spectators, because goon is not photogenic. (that's a big word for not looking good on camera)

Redman

Quote from: Conzul on July 01, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Quote from: Redman on July 01, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
QuoteDragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.

What about spectators?

Yes, even spectators, because goon is not photogenic. (that's a big word for not looking good on camera)

What about server console? It has no renderer so it can't see the "not photogenic Dragoon".

mooseberry

Quote from: Redman on July 01, 2010, 10:19:04 PM
Quote from: Conzul on July 01, 2010, 04:54:41 PM
Quote from: Redman on July 01, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
QuoteDragoon is our enemy no matter which team we are on.

What about spectators?

Yes, even spectators, because goon is not photogenic. (that's a big word for not looking good on camera)

What about server console? It has no renderer so it can't see the "not photogenic Dragoon".

Server console can kick dragoon as a simple test to see if he is friend or not
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

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Don't shoot friend :basilisk:! Friend :basilisk: only wants to give you hugz and to be your hat

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Redman

Back to spectators - what about a spectator using text-only Tremulous client?

Conzul

Quote from: Redman on July 02, 2010, 09:39:59 AM
Back to spectators - what about a spectator using text-only Tremulous client?

LoL as if there is such a thing.

Thorn


VonDutch


jez

> Look

You are in a dimly lit abandoned space station.
> North

You have been pwned by an Adv. Goon.

Jack Bauer

Tremfusion-tty
= Text Only
Not really sure what the point of it is though...
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Quote from: David on September 01, 2010, 08:45:24 AM
"In My Opinion", eg "IMO you should have googled it instead of asking"

Conzul

Quote from: VonDutch on July 02, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Conzul=Phail  ::)

As long as we're being babies;

VonDutch = needs crutch (because you are lame)

The unfriendliness of goon is a SERIOUS matter, no silliness allowed.

Plague Bringer

Quote from: Conzul on July 02, 2010, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: VonDutch on July 02, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Conzul=Phail  ::)

As long as we're being babies;

VonDutch = needs crutch (because you are lame)

The unfriendliness of goon is a SERIOUS matter, no silliness allowed.

i'm super impressed you know what lame means.
+ :turret:
U R A Q T

mooseberry

Quote from: Plague Bringer on July 03, 2010, 01:42:29 AM
Quote from: Conzul on July 02, 2010, 07:18:49 PM
Quote from: VonDutch on July 02, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Conzul=Phail  ::)

As long as we're being babies;

VonDutch = needs crutch (because you are lame)

The unfriendliness of goon is a SERIOUS matter, no silliness allowed.

i'm super impressed you know what lame means.
+ :turret:

Very impressive indeed, very impressive.

::)
Bucket: [You hear the distant howl of a coyote losing at Counterstrike.]

मैं हिन्दी का समर्थन

~Mooseberry.

Garion

That's a lot of faggotry for one thread. :(