Okay, went outside. Was soon reminded that women exist. Stared at some boobs until one of the girls attached to them told me I was being "inappropriate." I explained that the women on my computer don't wear shirts very often and, if she'd kindly remove hers, I wouldn't have to spend so much time trying to imagine her chest through that damn blouse.
Long story short, she wouldn't even show me one of them and now I'll probably have to register as a sex-offender.
Thanks a lot, Tremulant. Got any other bright ideas? Maybe some that won't end with me getting subpoenaed?