mDc ARNT DUMASSES
I smell a poll!
well, I smell a poo

Megabite"]*I smell popcorn and beer!*
Damn, I knew all along something is wrong with me
Hydra, please learn english or ask someone to translate for you, you seem to not understand simple sentences like "you just SUCK as goon" or "MD turd hugging top scorer crouching at the end of long corridor dretch sniper is USELESS to human team"(thats Thorn btw

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Yes I bitch a LOT, but that is my constitutional right as a leading player of a sucky team with retarded "lets spread turds in the hallway leaving armory naked" builder and a gang of "lets dretch turrets jumping as loud as we can, we get hit by rifle, die on turret and give 175 creds to humies, but it SURE BEATS waiting 10 seconds for a single blind rifleman to kill him from behind with double headshot" morons. Hey, lets not forget "I shot everything that moves including my team leader" types, or "I got 2000 creds, BS, Lucy, 3 kills since map started 40 minutes ago, AND I hug tesla spamming EVERYTHING in my sight, especially if its close to reactor, I ignore _OM is down_ or _no eggs, last granger, HUNT biaches_ messages, leaving base would be TOO DANGEROUS, besides Im invaluable to my team where I am now", you can replace BS/lucy with jetpack/chain combo. I love "I have to help that basi kill a human" goons who TK me every 2-3 minutes even tho Im leading alien team as a basi and kill every single human without any trouble, me spamming "GO AWAY" is sure a joke or something, why would I refuse help of such a helpfull goon, right?
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Wait, Lava goon pounce IS changed? In what way? afaik the only thing that has been fixed was speedbug. And I get eaten alive in one pounce/swipe by napkin or sirfrancisbacon on a daily basis soo ...