Tpainsaw's Tremulous Toolshed

[Tpainsaw]

Latest Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abpwmv58AZo
Email: youknowwhoithink@aol.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/tpainsaw

What I try to do every week, whether I am doing so to cover the news or talk about tremulous in a more lighthearted, entertaining manner, is cover the game of Tremulous in a way no one else is doing right now through the frequent release of Youtube shows. These shows will cover the topics of the day, the topics of yesterday, and the topics of the future. Post here with any questions you want read on the show, any feedback you might have, or most importantly with any other future show ideas.

My latest video is the first actual video produced: Its our Videocast with MD-Hammer!

[ziplocpeople]

I, on behalf of the GT cult clam, hereby state that the contents of this video are completely and totally true. Undeniably so. Oh god. Dude bro, you should like, edit your video to include this post! Perfect evidence against the Tremulous Illuminati that is GT. Oh also nice to know that my conversation with Mars (aka anon) is now famous, I really do love the fame... What can I say, I'm an attention whore of sorts.
Also, great use of reliable resources. Such as posts made by OutFlanked. They really help.

[Tpainsaw]

I, on behalf of the GT cult clam, hereby state that the contents of this video are completely and totally true. Undeniably so. Oh god. Dude bro, you should like, edit your video to include this post! Perfect evidence against the Tremulous Illuminati that is GT. Oh also nice to know that my conversation with Mars (aka anon) is now famous, I really do love the fame... What can I say, I'm an attention whore of sorts.
Also, great use of reliable resources. Such as posts made by OutFlanked. They really help.

Despite his reputation, some of what Outflanked said was useful information.

[Qrntz]

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This is an official message to you, the infamous Tremulous Illuminati, also known by the name Generic Trash. We are going to explain it as clear as we can.
We are here to stop your madness. To stop your ill-tempered march through the virtual corpses. You are not ever going to finish your plan, for we are what will disrupt you.
We will fight for our cause until the very end. The sands are running out, and you are the target of our inevitable vengeance. Expect us to rain upon your parade.
Don't expect anyone to admire your sarcastically-sceptic tone. We know who you are and we know what it takes to fully eliminate you from the sacred grounds of Tremulous.
You are no more filth. You are a threat. Threats deserve more attention than filth. You shall be cleansed. Submit or die.

Sincerely victorious,
      Councellor Qrntz of the RFZ
            14.07.2011

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[Ingar]

This is far larger and goes far deeper than you ever imagined.
In the meanwhile, The Powers That Be are free to move their pawns.

The black helicopter is just for your protection.

[your face]

It looks like what was long feared has finally come to light.  
Thank you for the warning of times to come.  Our congress is in the process of passing a new bill aimed at purging NoS ranks of all GT vermin.

PLANS and DETAILES

They are the disease, we are the cure.

[ziplocpeople]

Despite his reputation, some of what Outflanked said was useful information.

Given his reputation, how much of it can be trusted? I mean he lied out of his ass in every single forum posting, either that or connected non-existing dots to form some crackpot conclusion. Either way, thanks for the whole taking over trem idea, I hadn't thought about it. I'll be sure to do so now.

EDIT: I lied, OutFlanked is definitely behind GT, and clearly has all of his facts straight. He's a genius.

[kharnov]

No, Tpainsaw.

We shouldn't be careful of MG because "they" know what they're doing.

We know what "we're" doing.

[Lakitu7]

Cute, but your last one was much better, I think. It's better when you make more blatantly-insane joke statements instead of sounding like you're actually serious for most of the video. Then it becomes less "funny fake crazy guy" and more "crazy guy rambling".

[Pazuzu]

Cute, but your last one was much better, I think. It's better when you make more blatantly-insane joke statements instead of sounding like you're actually serious for most of the video. Then it becomes less "funny fake crazy guy" and more "crazy guy rambling".

It's more Colbertesque this time, methinks.

[Lakitu7]

You could make that case, sure. I don't really find Colbert's brand funny though.  * shrug

[Nux]

I for one welcome our new computer game playing overlords.

[OhaiReapd]

You could make that case, sure. I don't really find Colbert's brand funny though.  * shrug

You have no sense of humor then. Or you are a conservative.

[Pazuzu]

Or you are a conservative.

I was just wondering why your karma was so low.

[ziplocpeople]

Or you are a conservative.

I was just wondering why your karma was so low.

I must've missed something, so far as I can tell that post didn't bash conservatives, rather it just stated that he doesn't feel one would appreciate Colbert's jokes.

[Menace13]

"Oh, and SST, can't forget that."
I love you Tpainsaw.

[Ethereal]

Lmao, complete joke.  

[Vape]

That's what they want you to believe...

[Volt]

Ryan, i actually find these videos quite entertaining keep it up i love the references and links you tie together and the conclusions that you let the audience up to. 

[OhaiReapd]

Or you are a conservative.

I was just wondering why your karma was so low.

I never said there was something inherently bad about conservatives. They tend to not understand Colbert's humor.

[KwontumPhyzix]

"Oh, and SST, can't forget that."
I love you Tpainsaw.

He doesn't mention Sir, but says you cant forget SST. Lul

my favorite was the GT conspiracy video.
Serious question though: is this guy serious?

[Celestial_Rage]

Serious answer: Yes.

[Tpainsaw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abpwmv58AZo

Our latest video is a videocast featuring MD-Hammer!

[amz181]

hilarious.

I want more. And more often. And maybe some 1.1?

[kharnov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abpwmv58AZo

Our latest video is a videocast featuring MD-Hammer!

If you don't feel like wasting nearly a half hour of your life, here's a succinct summary in a single sentence:

A giggling guy with spiky hair and his neckbearded baseball cap wearing friend sit down and repeat terrible Tremulous history and "humor" sprinkled with the occasional bit of anti-admin and anti-GT sentiment that barely goes beyond a single soundbite-like phrase before the two erupt into more forced laughter.

You might as well title the next video in which you appear in person, instead of a voice-over, as awkward.mpeg.

0/10
F
Would not watch again.

[your face]

NoS lead by your face and mooseberry?? lolol

ok. AND NOT EVEN TOP FIVE WOWwwww

[amz181]

0/10
F
Would not watch again.

Strange, i thought it was really good. Definitely alot better than his usual voice over stuff.

since were rating:

8/10 for me. Couldve done with a bit more structure, and just been a little more smooth.

[FreaK]

nice videos, very entertaining!

[OhaiReapd]

LOL, Not winning too many clan matches? We beat Xenoshit 50% of the time. At least when vapey is scrimming. And when they aren't trying to recruit Responce.

[FreaK]

LOL, Not winning too many clan matches? We beat Xenoshit 50% of the time. At least when vapey is scrimming. And when they aren't trying to recruit Responce.

Hey hey now, not everyone can have responce, and j-cool has his eyes on him if you know what i mean BRO.