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Mwa

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Holy Hand Grenade.
« on: August 18, 2006, 01:01:25 pm »
How about a holy hand grenade that H can buy as s3.  Costs 2500 credits and deals a giant amount of damage in a huge blast radius.

Also makes any human holding it shine and plays music all the time, so it's painfully obvious if someone's coming up with one.
Has a 1 second fuse. :D
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 01:36:18 pm »
2500 is a little expensive but I guess it can be done :) If the damage radius is big enouth, it'll be the perfect weapon to clean once and for all a big alien base.
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 01:53:57 pm »
Yeah right.

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 02:30:03 pm »
great idea - can we make teh granger spit overminds then too?
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 02:34:01 pm »
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great idea - can we make teh granger spit overminds then too?


You already get that in stage four.
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 03:31:03 pm »
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great idea - can we make teh granger spit overminds then too?


You already get that in stage four.

And you CAN reach stage four using the console you know. Don't forget to check the goodies you reach at stage 43 btw.
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Holy Hand Grenade.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 04:29:12 pm »
Make it an easter egg  :)
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 05:09:58 pm »
[reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... [skips a bit]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 05:20:43 pm »
let adv goon shoot aoe acid grenade balls which explode on impact killing a tesla or 2 if they are close together with one shot...............
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 08:34:57 pm »
holy hand grenade =





skin for the one touch hydogen bomb that destroys all alien structures and aliens but humans are immune to it
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 09:14:37 pm »
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Yeah right.

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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 04:21:18 am »
Hallelujah!
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2006, 05:18:57 am »
Sounds like a great idea.. aliens should get the rabbit.. right click locks onto the nearest neck.. left click bites the head off... btw ... make sure you read the manual for how to use the holey hand grenade... that would be a pain to explain in game...
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2006, 09:46:49 am »
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holy hand grenade =





skin for the one touch hydogen bomb that destroys all alien structures and aliens but humans are immune to it


Shame on you, that was my idea :evil:
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2006, 10:24:25 am »
Reminds me of an extremely cool FPS I used to play.  It was called Purge Jihad.  Weird name, but it was pre-9/11 and such.

It was also an FPS with some RTS elements, as well as some RPG elements.

The Wastelander and Monk classes could drop nukes and angelfires, respectively.  It worked pretty well in that game, as damage was determined by XP, and how you distributed points among intelligence, strength, and such.  The classes were diametrically opposed, so balance wasn't too bad, although things got crazy towards the end of it's popularity.

Really, it's not dissimilar from Tremulous.  The goal was to destroy the other team's respawn portal, with different classes able to build different constructions.

A shame it wasn't more popular.
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Mwa

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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2006, 10:36:41 pm »
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Quote from: "Juno"
holy hand grenade =





skin for the one touch hydogen bomb that destroys all alien structures and aliens but humans are immune to it


Shame on you, that was my idea :evil:

No no, in the hand grenade, EVERYTHING dies.
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« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2006, 10:39:58 pm »
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Yeah right.

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I wish I could read those. :<
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« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2006, 11:33:43 pm »
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Yeah right.

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I wish I could read those. :<

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« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2006, 02:16:03 am »
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Yeah right.

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I wish I could read those. :<

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get flash maybe? the only remotely notable system where you can't get flash for is linux on ppc.
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2006, 11:22:42 am »
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Yeah right.

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I wish I could read those. :<

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get flash maybe? the only remotely notable system where you can't get flash for is linux on ppc.
I've got flash 7 for linux, yet it doesn't display. :/
Anyway. Stop being offtopic. :D
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2006, 07:06:33 pm »
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kevlarman

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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2006, 07:09:19 pm »
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I've got flash 7 for linux, yet it doesn't display. :/
Anyway. Stop being offtopic. :D
then make sure you don't have anything like adblock blocking the flash, i have the same flashplayer and i can see them just fine. also, this thread was pointless in the first place, so why do you care if i derail it?
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Ok let's plan it out. Asva, you are nub, go sit on rets, I will build, you two go feed like hell, you go pwn their asses, and everyone else camp in the hallway, roger?
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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2006, 09:13:47 pm »
We need Monty's Brian!
He who carries the sandal should be blessed with the holy pin to the holy nade!
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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2006, 09:57:30 am »
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We need Monty's Brian!
He who carries the sandal should be blessed with the holy pin to the holy nade!


Yes! Welease Bwian! :D
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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2006, 11:24:06 am »
and the right for men to have children if they want to!

These hardened space marines of the future are really sensitive inside.
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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2006, 02:16:13 am »
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These hardened space marines of the future are really sensitive inside.

Ya, once you crack open their BattleSuit they are all warm and tender inside, hmmm...
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« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2006, 08:56:35 am »
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[reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... [skips a bit]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."



^^^^^^

that post wins
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« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2006, 05:00:32 pm »
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


 is it just me or am i getting a sense of a little Dr. Suess in this??
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« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2006, 05:49:59 pm »
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


 is it just me or am i getting a sense of a little Dr. Suess in this??

its just you.. it does not rhym at all... trust me.. I can tell :D.. maybe if Dr. Suess forgot how to make up words and rhym and was from the 16th century.
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« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2006, 09:02:59 am »
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How about a holy hand grenade that H can buy as s3.  Costs 2500 credits and deals a giant amount of damage in a huge blast radius.

Also makes any human holding it shine and plays music all the time, so it's painfully obvious if someone's coming up with one.
Has a 1 second fuse. :D

And a blast radius shorter than its throwing range?

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its just you.. it does not rhym at all... trust me.. I can tell .. maybe if Dr. Suess forgot how to make up words and rhym and was from the 16th century.

It's Monty Python and the Holy Grail, noobs!
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