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Started by Paradox, December 18, 2006, 05:17:15 PM

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Paradox

December 18, 2006, 05:17:15 PM
Well, since there are custom smilies, i thought we could start a thread where you make a smilies story.
Like this:
:egg: -->   :dretch: PWNS  :human:
:human:  buys  :grenade:  :helmet: and pwns  :dretch: +  :overmind:
:overmind: rebuilt by  :granger:
:granger: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: Pwns  :reactor:  :turret:  :tesla:
:battlesuit: pwns  :tyrant:
:egg: --> :dretch: --> :tyrant:
:tyrant: eats  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :human:  :reactor:  :telenode:  :telenode:  :telenode:
Game over
Aliens win

∧OMG ENTROPY∧

Smokey

#1
December 18, 2006, 09:17:27 PM
Here goes Nothing..

Boy :granger: + Girl :granger: -->   :egg:
:egg: -->  :dretch:
:dretch: owns :human:
:dretch: --> :basilisk:
:basilisk: owns :human:
:basilisk -->  :marauder:
:marauder: owns :human: :human: :human:
:human: says LOL NEWBIE WTF HACKS
:marauder: --> :dragoon:
:dragoon: owns  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :armoury:  :medstat:  :human: :telenode:  :telenode:  :reactor:

GG

Lava Croft

#2
December 18, 2006, 10:52:31 PM
:human: Sup?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:marauder: Rawr!
:human: What?
:dragoon: Chomp!
:marauder: Rawr!
:dragoon: Moo!
:grenade: Bewm!
:helmet: <_<
:helmet: >_>

holyknight

#3
December 18, 2006, 11:43:08 PM
:helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet:  :helmet: ATTACK!
:tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant:
RAWR!
:grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:  :grenade:
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
BOOM!
GG!

:S

techhead

#4
December 19, 2006, 12:02:16 AM
:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:

:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:  :tyrant:

:reactor:  :helmet:  :human:  :grenade:  :battlesuit:  :helmet:  :tesla:  :turret:  :tyrant:

:reactor:  :tyrant:

Fin
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DieFamilyGuy

#5
December 19, 2006, 02:37:29 AM
heres one:


One day  :human: was walking in tremor when he met a  :dretch: and a  :granger:. He promptly killed them both and got a  :battpack: and  :helmet:. What  :human: didn;t know is that there was a  :tyrant:,   :tyrant: and a  :dragoon: behind the door.



So....

:reactor: :tyrant:<---RAAAWWRRRR
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Lava Croft

#6
December 19, 2006, 03:42:58 AM
   
         

         


 Noob!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


 Sup?
 ^ Camper!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


 I gots me evo!
* Splurrrt *
 Rawr!
 Yay!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


   
         
Wut?
         



 Rawr!
 Screw you, h00man!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


   
         
Die!
         

   
         
* Zip *
         

   
         

         



 Raw.. eh?
 Big Blaster, flee!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


   
         
Aliens sux!
         
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


The End

Taiyo.uk

#7
December 19, 2006, 09:25:03 AM
:human: yo
:helmet: sup
:human: my bp says 999
:helmet:  yeah this are unlimited server
:human: OMFG l3333t!
------------------------------------------------------
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
-------------------------------------------------------
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:    
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :telenode: :medstat: :armoury: :reactor: :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :telenode: :human: :helmet: :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla: :tesla:
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  
:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:

:defcomp:
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:helmet: there, finished building t3h l33t0r b4s3x0Rz!
:human: Oh noes, the DC is out in the open!
:helmet: I'll fixx0r that!
:helmet: /bind k 'itembuy gren; itemact gren'
:helmet: I'll just stand on top of this armory...
:human: What are you doing?
:helmet: :D  :evil:  :D  :evil:
-------------------------------------------------------
KKKKKKKKKK
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Aliens win.

(Typical of many games on a particular unlimited BP server)

vcxzet

#8
December 19, 2006, 10:45:37 AM
we are winning
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!!
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin

Bajsefar

#9
December 19, 2006, 11:02:24 AM
:hovel:  :granger: Schlooorrrrp Schlooorrrpp Schlorrrrrrph! Yeah, oh yeah! c'mon bitch yeah!

:human: Porno.... oh dear.... :grenade:

:hovel: :granger: Schloooorrrrrppppp yeah Schlooorp squish BOOM![/color]

End of story, no porn or you will be banned.  :D

gareth

#10
December 19, 2006, 03:46:38 PM
:human:  :armoury:  :grenade:

Smokey

#11
December 19, 2006, 05:04:45 PM
Taiyo.uk haahahah so true..

Baxter

#12
December 20, 2006, 08:09:34 AM
One night  :human: was patroling a coridor when  :dragoon: went pounce,pounce hungry! :human: 2  PWNS :dragoon: with   then aliens reach level 3 and  :tyrant:  :tyrant:  :tyrant: eat  :human:  :human:  :human:  :helmet:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :repeater:  :reactor:  :telenode:  :telenode: but get PWND by  :battlesuit:  :grenade:  :turret:  :turret:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :helmet:
Sometimes soon,maybe.]

Lava Croft

#13
December 20, 2006, 09:00:03 AM

vcxzet

#14
December 20, 2006, 09:25:32 AM
but it is a /devsmilie

Undeference

#15
December 20, 2006, 11:17:51 AM
Quote from: vcxzetwe are winning
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!!
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin
:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.


That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  is really  :tyrant:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)
Need help? Ask intelligently. Please share solutions you find.

Quote from: tuple on February 15, 2008, 11:54:10 PMThats what we need, helpful players, not more powerful admins.

Neo

#16
December 20, 2006, 03:13:01 PM
Quote from: Undeference
Quote from: vcxzetwe are winning
:tyrant:
omg they are s3 , feeders !!!!
yay we are s3  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
grin
:battlesuit: :reactor: :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:
OMG WTF N00BZ!!1!
Aliens win.


That's what you get for playing on unpatched servers where  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:  is really  :tyrant:  :dragoon:  :dretch:  :jetpack: (yep, that's a dretch with a jetpack, whatcha gonna do about it?)

This:

kozak6

#17
December 20, 2006, 10:48:21 PM
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :medstat:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :armoury:  :reactor:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :human:  :human:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:

SIX HOURS LATER...

:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :medstat:  :reactor:  :turret:  :turret:  
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:   :telenode:  :armoury:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:    :battlesuit:  :battlesuit:   :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:  :turret:

Undeference

#18
December 22, 2006, 01:00:35 AM
:dretch: campers
:human:  :reactor:

:reactor:  :human:

:human:  :reactor:
:dretch: WTF is he doing? LOLZ
:dretch:
:dretch: he keepz movingt teh rector lolololol

:dretch:  -zap-  :reactor:  :human:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor

:dretch:  :human:  :reactor:  :dretch:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor
:human:  was bitten by  :dretch:'s  :dretch:
:dretch:  got too close to the Reactor


Meanwhile,
:battlesuit: lolz n00bz
:grenade:
:egg:  :barricade:
:egg:  :barricade:
:overmind:  :barricade:
Humans win
Need help? Ask intelligently. Please share solutions you find.

Quote from: tuple on February 15, 2008, 11:54:10 PMThats what we need, helpful players, not more powerful admins.

[EVIL]Unknown

#19
December 22, 2006, 02:53:24 AM
*based on many true stories*

one day on transit....

:human: and :human: and :human: spawned as riflers.

unfortunately they didnt spawn as builder to build  :turret: 's

in which [EVIL]Unknown proceeded to  :dretch: the  :human: 's.

he then evolved into a  :marauder: and snuck behind their base.

[EVIL]Unknown went on top of the  :reactor: with his :marauder: and started to slash away while  :human: 's were too busy using  :battpack: 's on  :dretch: 's.


many pointless and unnoticed slashed by his  :marauder: later the  :reactor: went BOOM and  :human: 's got swarmed by  :dretch: 's while [EVIL]'s  :marauder: killed  :telenode:  :telenode:  :telenode: .  

Aliens Win

Humans:  "omfg we got deconned, wtf!!!"
[EVIL]: " umm u were not deconned, i killed  :reactor:"
Humans: "can u believe we got deconned, im sick of this shit someone ban him"
[EVIL]: "did u hear what i said, i said i killed ur reac"
Humans:  "wtf y dont u ban him u cunt, ur a sucky admin im gonna go on tremulous.net forums and flame all about how sucky this server is and how sucky u are cause u wont f'n ban him!!!"
[EVIL]: !ban retard 10000000000h im drunk, deal with it.







heres another one with more icons :P

one day on karith2( i think)  both teams were s1 and aliens had no  :overmind:  :egg:  :egg:  :granger:  :acidtube:  :acidtube: all they had left was a little :dretch: who hid on ceiling in a vent.

since humans didnt have :jetpack: they could not reach the :dretch: with any kind of weapon as they were s1.

soooooooo using [EVIL]Unknown's brilliance the humans moved base so that


:dretch: "haha cant get me"...."whats that noise???"

.............:human:
.................:human:
....................:human:
 ......................:human:
 .........................:human:
 ...........................:reactor: :armoury: :turret:

this proceeded till

:dretch:"omfg haxors!!!".......:human:  boo bitch!!!!
.........................................:human:
...........................................:human:
..............................................:human:
.................................................:human:
....................................................:human:
.......................................................:human:
.........................................................:reactor: :armoury: :turret:

human rifled dretch and
Humans Win


in fact i should still have a demo of it which is kinda funny.. if anyone wants to see it just message me with how to upload or send it :P
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Glunnator

#20
December 22, 2006, 12:56:27 PM
http://imageshack.us/?x=my5&myref=

Should work.

Have fun.


:D  killed  :advmarauder: and then :egg: ---> :dretch: ---> :tyrant:

:D ---> :eek: and says OMFG HAXORZ YOU GUYS ARE S1!!!

:tyrant: killed :human: and then :eek: ---> :roll: and got killed by :tyrant:

And then  :tyrant: exploded for no apparent reason at all

Hey kozak6! LOLLLLL! your reactor moved all by itself! xD

Quote from: (Cebt)GlunnatorHAVE FUN PPL, IT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE TO LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF IT! ;)

Neo

#21
December 22, 2006, 01:11:26 PM
lol, pyramids are always fun. Just with humans that dretch could have just dropped down and scored some mega pwnage :D

KamikOzzy

#22
January 02, 2007, 12:40:48 PM
Human base at night, before noobs flood the servers:

   :turret:  :turret:  :turret:
:turret:  :reactor:  :armoury:  :turret:
:turret:  :telenode:  :medstat:  :turret:
:turret:  :turret:  :turret:

Human base during the day when the really LEET players (like, two weeks experience, zomg they're vets):

:armoury::telenode:
:reactor:  :medstat:


:tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:  :tesla:



:defcomp:

(And people wonder why I play at night)
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Neo

#23
January 02, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
Noobs and teslas are like moths and lightbulbs. They just hover around them never achieving anything.

techhead

#24
January 02, 2007, 09:27:35 PM
Except that moths immediately die when they fly into candles.
Noobs have to wait for the Tyrant to make his rounds.
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