> The Story Game <

[Kaleo]

knifed Saddam and had Satan all to themselves. But then Slayer cam along and BANISHED THE NOOBS DOWN TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[Lava Croft]

Too bad that Slayer fails with everything, so all the Noobs were instead

[Vector_Matt]

to be desired even more than it already was

Edit: Doh! Next time I need to hit refresh before posting in this thread.

[Evlesoa]

and the noobs started running around trying to eat each other with

[Thorn]

a spoon...

[n00b pl0x]

which morphed into a giant...

[Evlesoa]

pie, and all the n00bz dug in but

[Lava Croft]

no pie is big enough cover up the newbness that is Thorn, so

[n00b pl0x]

everyone flew to the moon in a giant

[AKAnotu]

grenade+luci trick jump which killed

[Thorn]

Lava because he fails so badly...

[Paradox]

at not sucking

[Evlesoa]

unlike thorn, who went to

[n00b pl0x]

the candy shop

[Lava Croft]

to beg for

[Mikiupdown2]

an ass raping and a

(I couldnt think of anything better/funnyer to say. I completly fail.)

[Lava Croft]

tear of Timbo, so he

[Evlesoa]

left the candy shop disappointed and banned and

[Kaleo]

Got OWND by Metallica!!!

[n00b pl0x]

metallica is overrated and

[holyknight]

people died all over again.

[n00b pl0x]

from teh s4 super nuke

[Lava Croft]

which cast a spell of repetitiveness on this thread

[Thorn]

Which didn't work because it already was repetitive...

[Lava Croft]

but the effects of the spell were cumulative, so the thread just got more repetitive, something Thorn obviously did not know because

[Evlesoa]

when he was working with a hammer, he accidently

[Thorn]

hit the hard drive of the server that hosts this website THE END!

[Lava Croft]

-game just started, as SourceForge dodged the swinging hammer and did a counter

[techhead]

knocking thorn unconscious for a couple hours, preventing

[Lava Croft]

Thorn from hearing the voice on his headphones telling him: "Breathe in. Breathe out." So