> The Story Game <

[SLAVE|Mietz]

emo, so he refused...

[Thorn]

To grant him anything apart from death and...

[Lava Croft]

instead granted him the Power of Bliss, which made him

[Thorn]

Mellow out and walked into the alien base with a flower and a...

[Evlesoa]

big overmind showed up in front of his face, ready to

[Vector_Matt]

poke him to death...

[Thorn]

With the om's big..

[Evlesoa]

Claw, but instead, he

[Thorn]

Ran out the alien base and saw a TKer with a big...

[Evlesoa]

candy in his hand, ready to

[Thorn]

end this thread and

[Evlesoa]

unfourtunatly it didnt happen, because jesus came back!

[Kaleo]

and ate the candy

[Evlesoa]

and the TKing noob, started crying... then

[AKAnotu]

blew up because of the grenade he had eaten and

[AKAnotu]

the blast radius killed jesus, who then posted twice in a row which breaks the rules of this game and he was banned and

[Evlesoa]

after making such a long sentance, santa clause came over, with his elven buddies to

[Lava Croft]

help melt the polar ice to

[Evlesoa]

take over the world by flooding the

[SLAVE|Mietz]

netherlands

[Atso]

Which caused death of innocent...

[Lava Croft]

cows

[Evlesoa]

But some of the cows didn't die, so the great king Arthur came with his knights from the

(hint hint, round table)

[Lava Croft]

swingers club

[Evlesoa]

where the hookaz run wild. So arthur with his knights

[[Kcorp]Noobius]

assraped a goon which...

[Evlesoa]

then gave them AIDs, and soon they all

[Paradox]

Had eaten too much kerosene

[Mikiupdown2]

which made all the polar bears fart synchroniously, causing

[Thorn]

the end of this thread