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[Kaleo]

turned into a marauder and raped the reactor–

[n00b pl0x]

AN DEN HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL

[Evlesoa]

but in another parallel universe...

(you can try and end the game, but i wont allow it... because this game HAS no true ending idiots!)

[n00b pl0x]

HUMANS GOT S4 AND USED TEH SUPER NUKE TO KILL ALL ALIENS ON TEH MAP AN DEN DE GAME END LOL

[Evlesoa]

and so the aliens got tired of dying, so they resurrected jesus to

(dont put that S4 bullshit, because you have to continue what jesus does)

[kozak6]

eat for breakfast, in order to gain his superpowers.

Except...

[Evlesoa]

instead of gaining his super powers, they gained

[Lava Croft]

foodstamps, which they used to

[techhead]

get tons of free fish and bread, which feed...

[Lava Croft]

mouths that are fed enough already, leaving the rest to die.
The few that managed to survive did so by

[Evlesoa]

eating the other dead aliens.

[Evlesoa]

since no one continues it, il continue it >..<

But something happened, after they finished

[Thorn]

An army of protoss came in and...

[Evlesoa]

super man came!

[Thorn]

Then garett the thief appeard too with a bag of stolen stuffed alien toys.

[Evlesoa]

which the humans found very disappointing, because

[Lava Croft]

they were all made in the USA and therefore fell apart before you could even play with them. Sad and empty, they head for

[Paradox]

Antarctica, which was, on their planet, a nice ocean resort.

[Evlesoa]

Except the fact that they were made of wax, and they began to

[SLAVE|Mietz]

burn in vein, and

[Lava Croft]

then went to Karith Station

[Mikiupdown2]

to have a quorn party (with Kellogs Quornflakes)

[techhead]

until the humans decided to have a nice Karith Painsaw Massacre, which

[Vector_Matt]

had noobs attending who selected their grenades

[SLAVE|Mietz]

and swalowed them

[Evlesoa]

and ran around crazy as

[Thorn]

Ducks but then in a different map a...

[Mikiupdown2]

hummie found a cheat that allowed him to teleport to

[Evlesoa]

heaven and ask god

[Thorn]

if he could be his servent. Unfortunately god was not...