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[treminator]

the juice at the bottom of a trash dumpster, which by the way

[Paradox]

creates new non-organic life forms every day

[n00b pl0x]

dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception

[AKAnotu]

besides lavas house, and he goes there a little too much :wink:  :wink: *nudge**nudge*

[Taiyo.uk]

*wink* *wink* say no more! But when he's there he

[n00b pl0x]

eats waffles

[Paradox]

dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception

Is that like the frogstar?

[n00b pl0x]

dont hate me because i live in a dumpstar, its the only place i can get good cell fone reception

Is that like the frogstar?

That would have been funny if some retarded fuck didnt edit it and I actually typed it that way.

[Taiyo.uk]

--I eat waffles at lava's house too
lol n00b! --
--waffles are n00b?
no waffles are l33t --
--so why am I n00b?
because of that --



ONOZ!!1! ROOOOOOOAAAAARRR! *CHARGE*
I do say old chap --

[treminator]

I do say old chap --

Did you stuff an open can of creamed corn in your pocket while dumpster diving? Or are you just happy to see me

[n00b pl0x]

I dont get it

[NiTRoX]

He means were you eating something that looks like cum or were you masturbating for him?

I think thats what he wanted to say.

[n00b pl0x]

lol i was kidding but uh...the eating thing is way wrong :x

[NiTRoX]

k soz then.

[Taiyo.uk]

It was a genuine orgasm.

[n00b pl0x]

zomg

[treminator]

Golly jee willickers.  I just hate cream corn, especially half eaten at the bottom of a dumpster.  Bad choice of illustration on my part, huh?

Anyways,

zomg

I found a mint condition 1955 B series penny down here

[Glunnator]

--DIE HUMMIE DIE!
--noes plx.  o.0
-- NoeS

--Nose?
--Noes
--Oh, Noes...
--Noes my nose
--No nose? Oh, noes!

Some time later

--Still no nose?
--noes?
--oh noes why have you no nose?
--dont noes


And the suddenly...

[Taiyo.uk]

--Heh they're in an infinite nose loop
Yeah, they've been there for like two weeks dood! --
--I'll send an NMI
A what? --
--nvm. It's a g33k term

-- /team humans
-- I'll just build an arm
   
--/bind k "itembuy gren; itemact gren"
--KKKKKKKKKK

     
 
     

couldn't escape 's grenade.
couldn't escape 's grenade.

-- /team aliens
--There, problem solved.

-- OMG! TKER! KICK!
-- OMG! TKER! KICK!

-- OH NOES!
--nose?
...

[Paradox]

Then the admin logged on, and saw a bunch of jacktards, and ate them with a side of pee and pie

[n00b pl0x]

soup

[Taiyo.uk]

with croûtons, which turned out to be fried dretch droppings so

[Paradox]

tyrants humped the grangers

[Taiyo.uk]

which exploded as a result leaving

[Rawr]

the human base on nexus6.

[Taiyo.uk]

covered in exploded granger parts and tyrant spooge. This made the humans feel rather

[n00b pl0x]

horny

[Paradox]

and then the humans began eating the tyrant gibs, and burning the granger gibs, but then the admin ran !gib on everyone, and the server exploded in a shower of gibs

[Taiyo.uk]

just like in the suicide booth (a Nexuiz map) but then some more aliens spawned and some more humans teleported in to find all the

[Paradox]

gibs were turning into gib zombies, so they broke into the admin headquarters, and stole the !gib power, but in using it, spawned more gib zombies, so they then used the !burn power, and lit themselves on fire, then got disorented, then were assimilated by the borg