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Kaleo

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« Reply #450 on: February 09, 2007, 02:16:28 am »
:tyrant: I 4m 7yr4nt!1! H34r M3 r04rx0rz!!!

:tyrant: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #451 on: February 09, 2007, 02:32:41 am »
(based on a true story)

*misses human with tyrant*
friendly trem player:"WTF is all this lag?"
Me *checks score list* "its ____________, he's got a 500 ping"
high pinger:"zomg i'm just too  pimp, you can't handle my ping, noobs"
me:/callvote kick high pinger
yes:3
no:1
high pinger:/name 8
me:"wtf don't do that:
him:"lol noobs"
/callvote kick 8
8:/name 7
me: wtf nobody likes you, leave
7:"yeah, your just too noobish to handle me, what are you, 3? you suck"
me: !listplayers
Me:"wtf disabled"
friendly trem player: "what are you doing?"
me: "trying to get a GUID or server slot
*several unsuccesful vote kicks later*
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« Reply #452 on: February 09, 2007, 03:48:44 am »
:| phail
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« Reply #453 on: February 09, 2007, 07:04:33 am »
Who then ate a whale...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #454 on: February 09, 2007, 09:59:05 am »
that was actually a :tyrant: so it started eating his internal organs from within which meant
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« Reply #455 on: February 09, 2007, 09:21:25 pm »
the whale died
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« Reply #456 on: February 10, 2007, 03:35:41 am »
But returned as a zombie which...
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« Reply #457 on: February 10, 2007, 03:36:52 am »
ate a lot of stuff because it was a zombie and
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AKAnotu

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« Reply #458 on: February 10, 2007, 03:38:09 am »
shambled around
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« Reply #459 on: February 10, 2007, 03:38:47 am »
And ate stuff...
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Paradox

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« Reply #460 on: February 10, 2007, 03:39:01 am »
Was shot by the zombie shooting mg turret. But then the zombie spawned another zombie, and he spawned another zombie, and that zombie spawned a superzombie by budding, and the zombies and the aliens signed a treaty, so they could start a country. The zombies wanted to call it zombia, but that got confused with zambia, so the zombies invaded zambia, and changed it to zombia, and then they launched a laser gun into space so anyone using ICBM (International Carrier of Beefy Meats) would be fried, because the zombies were the only ones who could eat meat. So the zombies resurrected Joseph Stalin, but he was angry, so was fed to the zombie queen, who was male.
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Plague Bringer

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« Reply #461 on: February 10, 2007, 03:40:31 am »
and bisexual
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« Reply #462 on: February 10, 2007, 03:42:12 am »
And she/he ate monkey toes.
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« Reply #463 on: February 10, 2007, 03:47:10 am »
and fingers
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« Reply #464 on: February 10, 2007, 06:22:56 am »
tails...
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NiTRoX

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« Reply #465 on: February 10, 2007, 10:23:08 am »
The aliens wanted to call the country Alienland but it was confused with disneyland so they went to disney land (Florida and France) and turned the big rotating wheel to a big radar to send message to their relatives in space to send more aliens to destroy disneyland and all the theme parks in the world. The aliens send a dretch storm to the world but humans easily elimated them with ant poison so the aliens send a marauder swarm but they were easily squashed by a bug squasher so the aliens finally send a storm of tyrants and rule the world but after 5 years they are all found frozen in the ice next to the mammoths which were having tea with the seals. Then God sends more humans for the humans so they could reproduct more humans so they could fight the aliens. They build a spaceship and go to the alien planet and destroy everything but they later found out it was the human's moon base and that there was no alien planet. They discovered the aliens were mutated animals who were created by freaky scientists called Einstein and Steven Hawking...
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« Reply #466 on: February 10, 2007, 05:04:53 pm »
and so they tried to nuke the einhawking babies but
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #467 on: February 10, 2007, 07:49:15 pm »
:overmind: was pissed off and sent a whole :tyrant: army to eat everything and when they had they were feeling so l33t that one of them even renamed itself from "Arnold" to "Tÿrant" with the heavy metal umlaut and everything but then the
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« Reply #468 on: February 11, 2007, 01:36:40 am »
And all the humans renamed them selfs newbie14# and tked each other...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #469 on: February 11, 2007, 12:48:27 pm »
:human: <-- newbie14#
:armoury: :human: -- I buyd a nade how to use?
Select the item. Use your mousewheel. -- :helmet:
:armoury: :grenade: :human: -- twf? nutin happen!
*sigh* -- :helmet:
Armoury DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Machinegun turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Machinegun turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
Medistation turret DESTROYED by TEAMMATE :human:
:helmet: was killed by TEAMMATE :human:
:human: blew himself up.

:tyrant: -- lolz t3h humans are nubcak0rz!
You promised that you would refrain from using leet speak. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: -- h3h! `/|_|[] R _|3lU5 ()\/ m31n l33t 5k!lz0Rz!
Fine. -- :dretch:
:tyrant: was bitten by :dretch:
:tyrant: -- WTF?!
Fear my elite hacks bitch. -- :dretch:

:basilisk: -- OH NOES! LOOK IT'S THE...
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Paradox

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« Reply #470 on: February 11, 2007, 11:35:41 pm »
can of deathbeans
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« Reply #471 on: February 12, 2007, 06:03:53 am »
Can o' worms more like.
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #472 on: February 12, 2007, 11:44:28 am »
worms that were cleverly disguised as deathbeans
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« Reply #473 on: February 12, 2007, 08:07:14 pm »
Or smelly worms...
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« Reply #474 on: February 12, 2007, 08:11:53 pm »
smelly worms that were wondering how the hell this is still going but then....
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« Reply #475 on: February 13, 2007, 01:19:33 am »
Lava's great grandma...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #476 on: February 13, 2007, 01:24:43 am »
bought a :battlesuit: and a :grenade: then
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NiTRoX

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« Reply #477 on: February 13, 2007, 06:22:42 pm »
the wheels on the bus went boom boom boom
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« Reply #478 on: February 13, 2007, 07:10:52 pm »
But the bus was really a battle bus filled with suicide bombers who...
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Taiyo.uk

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« Reply #479 on: February 13, 2007, 09:45:19 pm »
EXPLODED!!1! and...
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